DVS Offerings

Sunday, Jul 5
4:00 AM

And the Disappearing Bed (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline tries to build herself a Murphy bed, the kind which folds into the wall, in Max's apartment. Meanwhile, the chemistry between Max and Johnny heats up.

TV-14

6:30 AM

And the 90s Horse Party (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline and Max throw a '90s-themed party at the diner to attract rich hipsters and raise money for their cupcake business. Caroline is horrified when her rich ex-boyfriend, William, comes into the diner.

TV-14

7:00 AM

And the Disappearing Bed (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline tries to build herself a Murphy bed, the kind which folds into the wall, in Max's apartment. Meanwhile, the chemistry between Max and Johnny heats up.

TV-14

7:30 AM

And the Pretty Problem (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline drags Max to a cake-decorating class to increase their skill level and learn how to make more attractive cupcakes for their business.

TV-14

10:30 AM

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (DVS)

In a time of conflict, a group of unlikely heroes band together on a mission to steal the plans to the Death Star, the Empire's ultimate weapon of destruction. This key event in the Star Wars timeline brings together ordinary people who choose to do extraordinary things, and in doing so, become part of something greater than themselves.

TV-14

1:30 PM

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (DVS)

In a time of conflict, a group of unlikely heroes band together on a mission to steal the plans to the Death Star, the Empire's ultimate weapon of destruction. This key event in the Star Wars timeline brings together ordinary people who choose to do extraordinary things, and in doing so, become part of something greater than themselves.

TV-14

3:30 PM

Hangover, The (DVS)

Two days before his wedding, Doug and his three buddies drive to Vegas for a blow-out night they'll never forget. But when the three groomsmen wake up the next morning with pounding headaches, they can't remember a thing. Their posh hotel suite is beyond trashed and the groom is nowhere to be found. With no clue of what happened and little time to spare, the trio must attempt to retrace their bad decisions from the night before in order to figure out where things went wrong and hopefully get Doug back to L.A. in time for his wedding. However, the more they begin to uncover, the more they realize just how much trouble they're really in.

TV-14

4:30 PM

Fist Fight (DVS)

On the last day of the school year, mild-mannered high school English teacher Andy Campbell is trying his best to keep it together amidst outrageous senior pranks, a dysfunctional administration and budget cuts that are putting his job on the line just as his wife is expecting their second baby. But things go from bad to worse when Campbell crosses the school's toughest and most feared teacher, Ron Strickland, causing Strickland to be fired. To Campbell's shock-not to mention utter terror-Strickland responds by challenging him to a fist fight after school. News of the fight spreads like wildfire as Campbell takes ever more desperate measures to avoid getting the crap beaten out of him. But if he actually shows up and throws down, it may end up being the very thing this school, and Andy Campbell, needed.

TV-14

5:45 PM

Vacation (DVS)

The next generation of Griswolds is at it again! Following in his father's footsteps and hoping for some much-needed family bonding, a grown-up Rusty Griswold surprises his wife, Debbie, and their two sons with an ill-fated cross-country trip back to America's favorite family fun park, Walley World, before it closes forever.

TV-14

6:30 PM

Hangover, The (DVS)

Two days before his wedding, Doug and his three buddies drive to Vegas for a blow-out night they'll never forget. But when the three groomsmen wake up the next morning with pounding headaches, they can't remember a thing. Their posh hotel suite is beyond trashed and the groom is nowhere to be found. With no clue of what happened and little time to spare, the trio must attempt to retrace their bad decisions from the night before in order to figure out where things went wrong and hopefully get Doug back to L.A. in time for his wedding. However, the more they begin to uncover, the more they realize just how much trouble they're really in.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Birthday Synchronicity, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The Wolowitz baby arrives, while Sheldon and Amy celebrate Amy's birthday.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Holiday Summation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Amy visit Leonard and Penny for the first time since the holidays and share details about their terrible trip to Texas.

TV-PG

8:45 PM

Vacation (DVS)

The next generation of Griswolds is at it again! Following in his father's footsteps and hoping for some much-needed family bonding, a grown-up Rusty Griswold surprises his wife, Debbie, and their two sons with an ill-fated cross-country trip back to America's favorite family fun park, Walley World, before it closes forever.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Romance Recalibration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

After a marital disagreement, Penny takes off for a spa weekend with Amy, and Sheldon steps in to play peacemaker for the squabbling newlyweds. Meanwhile, Howard and Raj do battle with a noisy floor in the baby's room.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Emotion Detection Automation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon learns about an MIT invention that can help read people's emotions and decides to test it. Meanwhile, Leonard has trouble hiding his emotions when Penny announces her brother is going to visit; and Raj gathers former girlfriends to ask for their dating advice.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Hangover, The (DVS)

Two days before his wedding, Doug and his three buddies drive to Vegas for a blow-out night they'll never forget. But when the three groomsmen wake up the next morning with pounding headaches, they can't remember a thing. Their posh hotel suite is beyond trashed and the groom is nowhere to be found. With no clue of what happened and little time to spare, the trio must attempt to retrace their bad decisions from the night before in order to figure out where things went wrong and hopefully get Doug back to L.A. in time for his wedding. However, the more they begin to uncover, the more they realize just how much trouble they're really in.

TV-14

11:30 PM

Holiday Summation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Amy visit Leonard and Penny for the first time since the holidays and share details about their terrible trip to Texas.

TV-PG

Monday, Jul 6
12:00 AM

Romance Recalibration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

After a marital disagreement, Penny takes off for a spa weekend with Amy, and Sheldon steps in to play peacemaker for the squabbling newlyweds. Meanwhile, Howard and Raj do battle with a noisy floor in the baby's room.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Emotion Detection Automation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon learns about an MIT invention that can help read people's emotions and decides to test it. Meanwhile, Leonard has trouble hiding his emotions when Penny announces her brother is going to visit; and Raj gathers former girlfriends to ask for their dating advice.

TV-PG

2:00 AM

Hangover, The (DVS)

Two days before his wedding, Doug and his three buddies drive to Vegas for a blow-out night they'll never forget. But when the three groomsmen wake up the next morning with pounding headaches, they can't remember a thing. Their posh hotel suite is beyond trashed and the groom is nowhere to be found. With no clue of what happened and little time to spare, the trio must attempt to retrace their bad decisions from the night before in order to figure out where things went wrong and hopefully get Doug back to L.A. in time for his wedding. However, the more they begin to uncover, the more they realize just how much trouble they're really in.

TV-14

4:00 AM

Incredible Burt Wonderstone, The (DVS)

In the world of rival Las Vegas magicians, one member of a highly successful two-man team dies in a risky stunt. The surviving team member must then find a way to rediscover his love for magic.

TV-14

5:00 AM

Fist Fight (DVS)

On the last day of the school year, mild-mannered high school English teacher Andy Campbell is trying his best to keep it together amidst outrageous senior pranks, a dysfunctional administration and budget cuts that are putting his job on the line just as his wife is expecting their second baby. But things go from bad to worse when Campbell crosses the school's toughest and most feared teacher, Ron Strickland, causing Strickland to be fired. To Campbell's shock-not to mention utter terror-Strickland responds by challenging him to a fist fight after school. News of the fight spreads like wildfire as Campbell takes ever more desperate measures to avoid getting the crap beaten out of him. But if he actually shows up and throws down, it may end up being the very thing this school, and Andy Campbell, needed.

TV-14

7:00 AM

Incredible Burt Wonderstone, The (DVS)

In the world of rival Las Vegas magicians, one member of a highly successful two-man team dies in a risky stunt. The surviving team member must then find a way to rediscover his love for magic.

TV-14

8:00 AM

One with Joey's Fridge, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross worries when his student/girlfriend goes on vacation with her wild friends. Meanwhile, Joey's refrigerator breaks down.

TV-PG

8:30 AM

One with Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E., The (DVS)

Friends

Primarily composed of clips from earlier shows, Joey auditions for a major television role but Chandler almost ruins everything.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

One with Joey's Fridge, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross worries when his student/girlfriend goes on vacation with her wild friends. Meanwhile, Joey's refrigerator breaks down.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

One with Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E., The (DVS)

Friends

Primarily composed of clips from earlier shows, Joey auditions for a major television role but Chandler almost ruins everything.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

Grand Mama-Pest Hotel, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Linda jumps at the chance to chaperone Tina's weekend away at a heroine conference, but Tina's new friend could put Linda's perfect weekend in jeopardy. Meanwhile, the younger Belchers have plans for their weekend alone with Bob. What could possibly go wrong?

TV-PG

4:00 PM

Next of Pin (DVS)

American Dad

Stan and Steve start bowling together to have more quality time and Steve gets discovered for his bowling talent. Klaus holds a contest to test whether Roger or Hayley have the worse attention span.

TV-14

4:30 PM

Standard Deviation (DVS)

American Dad

In order to avoid being sent on a suicide mission, Stan learns how to become a DJ to beat Bullock in a DJ Battle. Jeff takes up drinking psychedelic teas and Roger helps him build an imaginary musical instrument.

TV-14

5:00 PM

Father's Daze (DVS)

American Dad

The Smith family forgets to celebrate Father's Day, and so to make it up to Stan, they plan out the perfect day. Stan uses a CIA device to erase their memories and have them continually plan perfect days for him.

TV-14

5:30 PM

Fight and Flight (DVS)

American Dad

Stan goes over-the-top to produce a reenactment of Charles Lindbergh's solo flight for Steve's school project after he gets an F. Klaus buys a pair of shoes online and Hayley helps him harass the neighbor they believe has stolen them.

TV-14

6:00 PM

Like Gene for Chocolate (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Gene learns that the formula for his favorite chocolate has changed, he works with the head of the company in an attempt to remedy the situation. Meanwhile, Bob gets wrapped up in one of Teddy's less-than-perfect plans.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

Grand Mama-Pest Hotel, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Linda jumps at the chance to chaperone Tina's weekend away at a heroine conference, but Tina's new friend could put Linda's perfect weekend in jeopardy. Meanwhile, the younger Belchers have plans for their weekend alone with Bob. What could possibly go wrong?

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Aquaticism (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Tina learns that the aquarium is in danger of closing, the Belcher children devise a scheme to keep it running. Meanwhile, Bob realizes that he could learn a thing or two from Linda's customer service skills.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

Ain't Miss Debatin' (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Tina is recruited by the debate team, she finds unexpected success and an even more unexpected relationship. Meanwhile, Louise and Gene convince their parents to help fund a stop-motion movie focusing on a surprising subject matter.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Eggs for Days (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

The annual Easter egg hunt always brings out the competitive sides of Bob and Linda, but this time, the game goes awry. After the Belcher parents have a little too much fun hiding the eggs, the entire family is enlisted in finding the lone egg that is quickly rotting in its hiding place.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Simpsons Guy (DVS)

Family Guy

The Griffin's are forced to flee their hometown of Quahog after Peter's offensive newspaper comics spark uproar amongst the local townspeople. Driving through the night, the Griffin's arrive in a small suburban town called "Springfield".

TV-14

9:00 PM

Most Interesting Man in the World, The (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter attends theater shows, museums, and other high culture events across the country. Eventually, he transforms into a sophisticated and scholarly individual.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Brian Griffin's House of Payne (DVS)

Family Guy

Brian's television pilot script gets picked up by a network, but he's horrified when changes are made to his concept; Chris and Meg accidentally knock Stewie unconscious.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Meg Stinks! (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter and Meg bond during a college visit to Vermont. The two party all night resulting in Meg missing out on an important interview. Lois begins to worry that Peter is becoming too much of a distraction and warns Meg not to get too attached, but Meg is just happy to be getting positive attention from her father for the first time.

TV-14

10:30 PM

He's Bla-ack! (DVS)

Family Guy

With the Brown family moving back to Quahog, it looks like the old gang is reunited. But Peter's friendship with Cleveland is quickly put on hold when Donna and Lois butt heads over different parenting styles, and forbid them to see each other.

TV-14

11:00 PM

Chap Stewie (DVS)

Family Guy

Stewie is happily watching the season finale of his favorite British television program when Chris and Peter suddenly show up in the living room, playing a game where they run around and hit each other with mattresses. Peter knocks Chris into the television set, which breaks and leaves Stewie furious because he can't watch his show. He throws a tantrum and gets sent to his room, where he decides to rebuild his time machine and use it to prevent his birth into the Griffin family.

TV-14

11:30 PM

Simpsons Guy (DVS)

Family Guy

The Griffin's are forced to flee their hometown of Quahog after Peter's offensive newspaper comics spark uproar amongst the local townspeople. Driving through the night, the Griffin's arrive in a small suburban town called "Springfield".

TV-14

Tuesday, Jul 7
12:30 AM

Book of Joe (DVS)

Family Guy

With Peter's urging, Joe publishes his first children's book; but his lack of stage presence prompts Joe's publisher to ask Peter to become the face of the book.

TV-14

1:00 AM

Salute Your Sllort (DVS)

American Dad

Steve's efforts to befriend a Swedish exchange student backfire in a big way; The family calls in an animal behaviorist to deal with Klaus.

TV-14

1:30 AM

Demolition Daddy (DVS)

American Dad

Thanks to Roger, Snot discovers his dead father was a demolition derby driver. Hayley takes Steve on a road trip, so he can learn to drive.

TV-14

3:00 AM

Stakeout, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Charles and Jake's relationship is impacted during an eight-day stakeout in close quarters; Rosa takes notice of Capt. Holt's nephew.

TV-14

4:00 AM

Uspis (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake and Charles join forces with the lead investigator at the U.S. Postal Service to catch a drug dealer; the team helps Amy quit smoking.

TV-14

4:30 AM

Lockdown (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake is confident he can keep spirits high when the precinct goes into lockdown on Thanksgiving night.

TV-14

5:00 AM

Road Trip, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake invites his girlfriend and Amy's boyfriend to join them on their work trip; Rosa refuses to admit she's sick; Charles wants to help Holt with his anniversary breakfast.

TV-14

5:30 AM

Pontiac Bandit Returns, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

The Pontiac Bandit is back in custody, where his knowledge of a Giggle Pig dealer earns him a plea deal; Gina and Boyle worry their parents are getting too close; Santiago makes Holt a Christmas present.

TV-14

6:00 AM

Stakeout, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Charles and Jake's relationship is impacted during an eight-day stakeout in close quarters; Rosa takes notice of Capt. Holt's nephew.

TV-14

6:30 AM

And the Hoarder Culture (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline and Max walk into a hoarding nightmare and end up waist-deep in clutter when they take a job cleaning an apartment to make extra money. Plus, Max discovers Johnny has been keeping a secret from her.

TV-14

7:00 AM

And the Really Petty Cash (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Johnny's girlfriend, Cashandra has a devious plan in mind when she hires Max and Caroline to bake cupcakes for an art show featuring his work.

TV-14

7:30 AM

And the Very Christmas Thanksgiving (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

It's Caroline's first broke holiday season and, to earn extra money, she and Max apply to work as elves at a department store's Santaland.

TV-14

11:00 AM

Stand-In, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Kramer is a stand-in on a soap opera; George wants to break up with a girlfriend.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

Dinner Party, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

The gang shops for last-minute gifts for a dinner party.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

Fire, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

A kitchen fire makes George confront his cowardliness.

TV-PG

12:30 PM

Opposite, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George learns success lies in doing the opposite of what he would normally do.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Enlightenment of Ragi-Baba, The (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley takes Roger with her to a meditation center and he quickly takes over, becoming one of the world's leading authorities on meditation. Stan and Steve become apprentices as they are taught the art of making sushi.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Portrait of Francine's Genitals (DVS)

American Dad

Stan is embarrassed when a painting of Francine's genitals, done by a famous artist, is unveiled at the museum. Steve turns to helping people after masturbation is ruined by his mom's portrait.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Bahama Mama (DVS)

American Dad

Stan is upset at the idea of becoming a grandfather after Hayley and Jeff announce they're trying to have a baby. Steve and Klaus join a drug gang after Steve decides to take being an uncle extra seriously.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Roger's Baby (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley experiences what pregnancy would be like after Roger agrees to give birth to Jeff so he can be human again. Snot's feelings are hurt when Steve secretly signs him up for a makeover.

TV-14

9:00 PM

8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter (DVS)

Family Guy

When Peter runs up a tab at the local pharmacy, the only way out of paying the bill is to sell Meg to the owner's son, Neil, who has been stalking her for months.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Breaking Out Is Hard to Do (DVS)

Family Guy

When Lois steals from the grocery store, she becomes addicted to the adrenaline rush and goes on a thieving spree that lands her in jail.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Allowance Evaporation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy is incensed when she discovers Sheldon has shared intimate relationship information with people at the University; and Raj is knocked for a loop when his father stops sending financial support.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Comic-Con Conundrum, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Without financial backing from his father, Raj finds himself in a cash crunch and turns to Sheldon to help him get his head above water. Meanwhile, Penny considers crashing the guys' annual Comic-Con getaway.

TV-PG

Wednesday, Jul 8
12:00 AM

Collaboration Fluctuation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Raj moves in with Leonard and Penny and a period of adjustment begins for the three, while usually self-centered Sheldon shows surprising interest in Amy's work.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Recollection Dissipation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon is working overtime and pushing himself to the limit when he collaborates on projects with Leonard and Howard, and another one with Amy, all on the same day. Bernadette's maternity leave is running out and she must face going back to work.

TV-PG

3:00 AM

They Didn't Blur the Dog! (DVS)

Misery Index, The

Find out why animals should never drive, why Joe thinks "the answer is always ISIS", and which NSYNC star makes a surprise appearance in this week's episode of The Misery Index.

TV-14

5:00 AM

I Used to Have Abs Once Too (DVS)

Misery Index, The

A truly terrifying halloween display, a contestant with the "body of a superhero", and possibly the dumbest criminals of all time? Draw your own conclusions in this week's episode of The Misery Index.

TV-14

5:30 AM

Grandma Special, The (DVS)

Misery Index, The

From "I'm going with penis" to "I had whipped cream coming out of my nose", they may be senior citizens but these awesome ladies sure have lived! Find out what happens when a young bull charges you, and what bodily function made a girl lose 10 years of memories on this week's episode of The Misery Index.

TV-14

6:00 AM

They Didn't Blur the Dog! (DVS)

Misery Index, The

Find out why animals should never drive, why Joe thinks "the answer is always ISIS", and which NSYNC star makes a surprise appearance in this week's episode of The Misery Index.

TV-14

6:30 AM

And the Reality Check (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline try to find Chestnut a job so the horse will have lodging and shelter for the winter. Meanwhile, Peach, the mother of the twins Max babysits, auditions for television reality show Real Housewives of TriBeCa.

TV-14

7:00 AM

And the Pop-Up Sale (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When Max's stove breaks, Caroline tries to return some expensive rings to Barney's department store, but discovers her surname is no longer an asset at the store where she used to get special treatment.

TV-14

7:30 AM

And the Secret Ingredient (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

In the midst of her new obsession with couponing, Caroline discovers the secret ingredient to Max's cupcakes.

TV-14

11:00 AM

Raincoats Part 1, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Kramer's scheme to sell vintage raincoats backfires. George sells his dad's clothes.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

Raincoats Part 2, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Kramer's scheme to sell vintage raincoats backfires. George sells his dad's clothes.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

Hamptons, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry's girlfriend sees George naked during a weekend at the beach.

TV-PG

12:30 PM

Note, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to help a dentist friend accused of insurance fraud.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with Rachel's Big Kiss, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel reveals a titillating secret about her and a former sorority sister. Ross and Chandler compete for wedding tuxedos.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Ninety North, Zero West (DVS)

American Dad

The Smith family must rescue Steve after he is kidnapped and taken to the North Pole. There, Santa Claus is using children to mine for precious stones that he needs to perform an ancient ritual.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Whole Slotta Love (DVS)

American Dad

Francine becomes less attracted to Stan when he gets involved with slot car racing. Roger becomes a stewardess to perform comedy routines on the plane but is upset when another stewardess is funnier than him.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Witches of Langley, The (DVS)

American Dad

Steve and his friends take up witchcraft to gain power and popularity at school. Stan and Klaus become obsessed with remembering 90s bands.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Nice Night for a Drive, A (DVS)

American Dad

Klaus gets transferred into the navigation system of Stan's car after Stan refuses to pay for a life-saving surgery. Steve and his friends prank Roger's Frank character and he terrorizes them for revenge.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Model Misbehavior (DVS)

Family Guy

Lois fulfills a lifelong dream of being a model.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Peter's Got Woods (DVS)

Family Guy

Brian's new relationship with Meg's teacher puts a strain on his friendship with Peter, so Peter finds a new friend, James Woods.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Separation Agitation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leaving baby Halley in day care proves to be tough for Bernadette after she starts back to work; and geologist Bert digs up a girlfriend, but some of his colleagues think she's a golddigger.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Cognition Regeneration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny's job offer from a former boyfriend doesn't sit well with Leonard.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Gyroscopic Collapse, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard, Sheldon and Wolowitz celebrate the successful completion of their top-secret military project, until an unpleasant surprise leaves their heads spinning. Amy considers an offer of a summer position as a visiting researcher.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Long Distance Dissonance, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

On the Season 10 finale, Sheldon's former admirer, Dr. Ramona Nowitzki, turns up while Amy is visiting Princeton, and the gang is extremely concerned.

TV-PG

Thursday, Jul 9
12:00 AM

Proposal Proposal, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Season 11 begins with Amy giving Sheldon an answer to his marriage proposal. Meanwhile, Howard and Bernadette struggle with some unexpected news.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Retraction Reaction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard angers the university and the entire physics community when he gives an embarrassing radio interview. Meanwhile, Amy and Bernadette bond over having to hide their success from Sheldon and Howard.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Relaxation Integration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy records Sheldon talking in his sleep and tries to convince him that he has a more laid-back side. Meanwhile, Raj and Stuart compete to win the heart of Bernadette's new co-worker.

TV-PG

3:00 AM

Truth, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

A woman wants to know why George doesn't want to see her.

TV-PG

4:00 AM

And the Upstairs Neighbor (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline are suspicious of the new upstairs neighbor, Sophie, who moves in after the old tenant dies.

TV-14

4:30 AM

And the Blind Spot (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline must prove their cleaning skills to upstairs neighbor Sophie in order to be hired as maids for her cleaning business.

TV-14

5:00 AM

And the Broken Hearts (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

It's Valentine's Day and Max shows her softer side when Earl has a heart attack and ends up in the hospital after seeing Sophie all dressed up. Meanwhile, Caroline attempts to rekindle an old flame of hers.

TV-14

5:30 AM

And the Kosher Cupcakes (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max tries to pass off her cupcakes as kosher when she and Caroline serve them at a boy's Bar Mitzvah.

TV-14

6:00 AM

And the One Night Stands (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max joins Caroline on a trip to visit her father in prison.

TV-14

6:30 AM

And the Spring Break (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline take a vacation from their lives when they are asked to dog-sit at a couple's posh apartment.

TV-14

7:00 AM

And the Drug Money (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

In an effort to raise money to help Caroline's father, Max convinces Caroline to partake in a clinical drug trial.

TV-14

7:30 AM

And the Messy Purse Smackdown (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline promises Earl that she will drop his tax return in the mail but when she learns that Max has never filed her taxes, she gets sidetracked trying to help Max.

TV-14

11:00 AM

Dog, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry gets stuck sitting for an unruly dog.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

Library, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

The library asks Jerry about a book overdue since 1971.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

Pen, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry accepts a gift his parents wanted him to refuse.

TV-PG

12:30 PM

Parking Garage, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer lose their car in a mall parking garage.

TV-PG

1:00 PM

One with the Red Sweater, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel debates whether she should break the news to her baby's father.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Casino Normale (DVS)

American Dad

Francine steals from the CIA and pretends to be a sexy supervillain to incite Stan to be more seductive. Roger tricks Hayley and Steve into trapping Jay Leno so he can take revenge on him.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Bazooka Steve (DVS)

American Dad

Steve becomes the town pariah after he convinces the star quarterback of the arena football team to stop playing. Roger forces Hayley to become a cab driver to pay him back for her gambling debts.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Camp Campawanda (DVS)

American Dad

Steve is upset when Snot threatens their summer camp fun by becoming a counselor-in-training. Hayley and Jeff are suspicious of Roger when he organizes a Burning Man reenactment in the yard for their anniversary.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Julia Rogerts (DVS)

American Dad

Roger runs off in disguise as a Julia Roberts character to a small town after Stan hurts his feelings. Steve plans a meeting when he finds out that Jeff and Barry have never met.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Perfect Castaway, The (DVS)

Family Guy

Choppy waters leave the guys stranded on a desert island during a fishing trip.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Jungle Love (DVS)

Family Guy

Chris runs away to South America to avoid being hazed as part of a high-school ritual.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Explosion Implosion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Wolowitz and Sheldon bond over their relationships with their disappointing fathers when they drive to the desert to shoot off a model rocket. Leonard's mom finds a new best friend in Penny, much to Leonard's dismay.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Collaboration Contamination, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Raj confide in Bernadette when they can't handle Amy and Howard working together. Penny and Leonard learn new tactics on how to deal with Sheldon and they come from an unlikely source.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Proton Regeneration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon goes head-to-head with Wil Wheaton for the role of the new Professor Proton. Penny steps in and takes care of Halley when Bernadette and Howard both wind up on bed rest.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Geology Methodology, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Bert collaborate on a research project, despite Sheldon's embarrassment. Penny and Bernadette coach Koothrappali on how to navigate his relationship with Ruchi.

TV-PG

Friday, Jul 10
12:00 AM

Tesla Recoil, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard and Howard are furious after they learn Sheldon went to work with the military behind their backs. Bernadette is on bed rest, and she asks Raj to do some digging when she suspects Ruchi is trying to steal her job.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Bitcoin Entanglement, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon tries to teach the guys a lesson after they cut him out of a potentially valuable Bitcoin investment. Also, a seven-year-old video reveals a secret about Leonard and Penny's relationship.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Confidence Erosion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Amy try to eliminate stress from wedding planning by applying math to the process. Raj "breaks up" with Howard after realizing his best friend is actually hurting his confidence.

TV-PG

1:30 AM

Trust Me As Someone Who Has One! (DVS)

Misery Index, The

Horse' the squirrel meets a cataclysmic end! The Tenderloins renew their long standing cat vs dog fight, and one contestant makes waves by revealing who is 'statistically the best!' Tenderloin to play for a shot at $30,000 on The Misery Index!

TV-14

2:30 AM

Trust Me As Someone Who Has One! (DVS)

Misery Index, The

Horse' the squirrel meets a cataclysmic end! The Tenderloins renew their long standing cat vs dog fight, and one contestant makes waves by revealing who is 'statistically the best!' Tenderloin to play for a shot at $30,000 on The Misery Index!

TV-14

3:00 AM

Cafe, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to help the owner of a deserted neighborhood cafe.

TV-PG

4:00 AM

No Girl (DVS)

New Girl

While Jess is sequestered at jury duty, Nick rents out the loft to earn money to help pay for Schmidt's bachelor party. Meanwhile, Winston suspects KC is being unfaithful and asks Cece for help learning the truth.

TV-14

4:30 AM

Bob & Carol & Nick & Schmidt (DVS)

New Girl

Nick's cousin and his wife visit with a very special request, which prompts Schmidt to offer Nick a glimpse into the future. Meanwhile, Winston and Cece shop for a wedding dress.

TV-14

5:00 AM

Reagan (DVS)

New Girl

While Jess in on jury duty, the gang sublets her room to a comely pharmaceutical rep who brings quite a charge to their lives.

TV-14

5:30 AM

Wig (DVS)

New Girl

Schmidt and Cece's relationship is impacted by lovestruck Nick's attraction to Reagan, so they try to make her appear somewhat less alluring. Meanwhile, Winston schools Reagan in the art of breaking up.

TV-14

6:00 AM

Decision, The (DVS)

New Girl

Reagan causes chaos when she tells Nick and Winston that she will only sleep with one of them, in an attempt to challenge the guys' indecisiveness. Meanwhile, Schmidt is reunited with his college frenemy, Benjamin.

TV-14

6:30 AM

And the Big Buttercream Breakthrough (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max's babysitting gig with Peach is in peril if the cupcakes she and Caroline deliver to Peach's socialite friend aren't perfect.

TV-14

7:00 AM

And Martha Stewart Have a Ball Part 1 (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline use Caroline's invite to a Manhattan gala as a means to meet Martha Stewart and present their cupcake business.

TV-14

7:30 AM

And Martha Stewart Have a Ball Part 2 (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline use Caroline's invite to a Manhattan gala as a means to meet Martha Stewart and present their cupcake business.

TV-14

11:00 AM

Tape, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine puts an erotic message on Jerry's tape recorder; George gets excited.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

Nose Job, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry reconsiders dating a vacuous actress. George dates a woman with a big nose.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

Alternate Side, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine dumps a 66-year-old, who then has a heart attack.

TV-PG

12:30 PM

Red Dot, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine's alcoholic boyfriend resumes drinking; Jerry is the unwitting cause.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

We're the Millers (DVS)

A drug dealer creates a make-believe family in order to bring 1,400 pounds of marijuana into the U.S.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Bitchin' Race, The (DVS)

American Dad

The family competes on the reality show The Bitchin' Race. After Stan and Hayley ditch the less-motivated Steve and Francine and team up, they end up in a Tunisian labor prison.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Family Plan (DVS)

American Dad

Francine reconnects with her birth family when she starts craving the experience of having a big family. Stan becomes a Picker based on his obsession with American Pickers.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Long Bomb, The (DVS)

American Dad

While having trouble communicating, Stan and Hayley team up to stop a terrorist plot to blow up the Bazooka Sharks arena. Roger pretends to be an escort.

TV-14

9:00 PM

PTV (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter broadcasts a television station out of the Griffin home.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Identity Thief (DVS)

Unlimited funds have allowed Diana to live it up on the outskirts of Miami, where the queen of retail buys whatever strikes her fancy. There's only one glitch: The ID she's using to finance these sprees reads "Sandy Bigelow Patterson"... and it belongs to an accounts rep who lives halfway across the U.S. With only one week to hunt down the con artist before his world implodes, the real Sandy Bigelow Patterson heads south to confront the woman with an all-access pass to his life. And as he attempts to bribe, coax and wrangle her the 2,000 miles to Denver, one easy target will discover just how tough it is to get your name back.

TV-14

10:00 PM

We're the Millers (DVS)

A drug dealer creates a make-believe family in order to bring 1,400 pounds of marijuana into the U.S.

TV-14

Saturday, Jul 11
12:30 AM

Identity Thief (DVS)

Unlimited funds have allowed Diana to live it up on the outskirts of Miami, where the queen of retail buys whatever strikes her fancy. There's only one glitch: The ID she's using to finance these sprees reads "Sandy Bigelow Patterson"... and it belongs to an accounts rep who lives halfway across the U.S. With only one week to hunt down the con artist before his world implodes, the real Sandy Bigelow Patterson heads south to confront the woman with an all-access pass to his life. And as he attempts to bribe, coax and wrangle her the 2,000 miles to Denver, one easy target will discover just how tough it is to get your name back.

TV-14

1:00 AM

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (DVS)

Thrust into an all-new adventure, a down-on-his-luck Captain Jack Sparrow finds the winds of ill-fortune blowing even more strongly when deadly ghost pirates led by his old nemesis, the terrifying Captain Salazar, escape from the Devil's Triangle, determined to kill every pirate at sea -- including him. Captain Jack's only hope of survival lies in seeking out the legendary Trident of Poseidon, a powerful artifact that bestows upon its possessor total control over the seas.

TV-14

3:45 AM

Alice Through the Looking Glass (DVS)

Nineteen-year-old Alice returns to the whimsical world she first encountered as a young girl, reuniting with her childhood friends: the White Rabbit, Tweedledee and Tweedledum, the Dormouse, the Caterpillar, the Cheshire Cat, and of course, the Mad Hatter. Alice embarks on a fantastical journey to find her true destiny and end the Red Queen's reign of terror.

TV-PG

4:00 AM

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (DVS)

Thrust into an all-new adventure, a down-on-his-luck Captain Jack Sparrow finds the winds of ill-fortune blowing even more strongly when deadly ghost pirates led by his old nemesis, the terrifying Captain Salazar, escape from the Devil's Triangle, determined to kill every pirate at sea -- including him. Captain Jack's only hope of survival lies in seeking out the legendary Trident of Poseidon, a powerful artifact that bestows upon its possessor total control over the seas.

TV-14

6:45 AM

Alice Through the Looking Glass (DVS)

Nineteen-year-old Alice returns to the whimsical world she first encountered as a young girl, reuniting with her childhood friends: the White Rabbit, Tweedledee and Tweedledum, the Dormouse, the Caterpillar, the Cheshire Cat, and of course, the Mad Hatter. Alice embarks on a fantastical journey to find her true destiny and end the Red Queen's reign of terror.

TV-PG

7:00 AM

When We Smash (DVS)

Misery Index, The

Welcome back to the Misery Index, where we can all come together to celebrate each other's misery! Joe and Q "make love", we prove why online dating is dead, and surgery leaves a man with a really teenie weenie. Two contestants, an office flasher and a clumsy partier, battle to be masters of misery and win the $30,000 grand prize!

TV-14

11:00 AM

Valentine's Day (DVS)

Various Los Angeles residents wend their way through the highs and lows of love during a single day. As the holiday unfolds, they experience first dates, longtime commitments, youthful crushes and connections to old flames.

TV-14

1:45 PM

Life as We Know It (DVS)

Holly Berenson is an up-and-coming caterer and Eric Messer is a promising network sports director. After a disastrous first date, the only thing they have in common is their dislike for each other and their love for their goddaughter, Sophie. But when they suddenly become all Sophie has in the world, Holly and Eric are forced to put their differences aside. Juggling career ambitions and competing social calendars, they'll have to find some common ground while living under one roof.

TV-14

2:00 PM

Valentine's Day (DVS)

Various Los Angeles residents wend their way through the highs and lows of love during a single day. As the holiday unfolds, they experience first dates, longtime commitments, youthful crushes and connections to old flames.

TV-14

4:15 PM

Identity Thief (DVS)

Unlimited funds have allowed Diana to live it up on the outskirts of Miami, where the queen of retail buys whatever strikes her fancy. There's only one glitch: The ID she's using to finance these sprees reads "Sandy Bigelow Patterson"... and it belongs to an accounts rep who lives halfway across the U.S. With only one week to hunt down the con artist before his world implodes, the real Sandy Bigelow Patterson heads south to confront the woman with an all-access pass to his life. And as he attempts to bribe, coax and wrangle her the 2,000 miles to Denver, one easy target will discover just how tough it is to get your name back.

TV-14

4:45 PM

Life as We Know It (DVS)

Holly Berenson is an up-and-coming caterer and Eric Messer is a promising network sports director. After a disastrous first date, the only thing they have in common is their dislike for each other and their love for their goddaughter, Sophie. But when they suddenly become all Sophie has in the world, Holly and Eric are forced to put their differences aside. Juggling career ambitions and competing social calendars, they'll have to find some common ground while living under one roof.

TV-14

6:45 PM

Life of the Party (DVS)

Dumped by her husband, longtime housewife Deanna turns regret into reset by going back to college. Winding up at the same school as her daughter, Deanna plunges headlong into the campus experience -- embracing the fun, the freedom and the frat boys.

TV-14

7:15 PM

Identity Thief (DVS)

Unlimited funds have allowed Diana to live it up on the outskirts of Miami, where the queen of retail buys whatever strikes her fancy. There's only one glitch: The ID she's using to finance these sprees reads "Sandy Bigelow Patterson"... and it belongs to an accounts rep who lives halfway across the U.S. With only one week to hunt down the con artist before his world implodes, the real Sandy Bigelow Patterson heads south to confront the woman with an all-access pass to his life. And as he attempts to bribe, coax and wrangle her the 2,000 miles to Denver, one easy target will discover just how tough it is to get your name back.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Celebration Reverberation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Howard plan birthday celebrations for Amy and Halley, respectively. Leonard receives a Christmas letter from his brother that causes him to spiral out about his own lack of accomplishments.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Matrimonial Metric, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

To discover who would be most qualified to be best man and maid of honor at their wedding, Sheldon and Amy subject their friends to a series of secret experiments. Also, Penny reveals her true feelings about Amy.

TV-PG

9:45 PM

Life of the Party (DVS)

Dumped by her husband, longtime housewife Deanna turns regret into reset by going back to college. Winding up at the same school as her daughter, Deanna plunges headlong into the campus experience -- embracing the fun, the freedom and the frat boys.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Solo Oscillation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Sheldon kicks Amy out to work solo, she and Leonard bond during a series of science experiments. Bert the geologist replaces Howard in the band Footprints on the Moon, and Sheldon finds Penny a surprising source of scientific inspiration.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Separation Triangulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Raj learns the woman he's dating has a very upset husband. Sheldon rents his old room for a quiet place to work.

TV-PG

Sunday, Jul 12
12:00 AM

Celebration Reverberation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Howard plan birthday celebrations for Amy and Halley, respectively. Leonard receives a Christmas letter from his brother that causes him to spiral out about his own lack of accomplishments.

TV-14

1:00 AM

Solo Oscillation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Sheldon kicks Amy out to work solo, she and Leonard bond during a series of science experiments. Bert the geologist replaces Howard in the band Footprints on the Moon, and Sheldon finds Penny a surprising source of scientific inspiration.

TV-PG

4:00 AM

And the Hidden Stash (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max joins Caroline on her visit to a white-collar prison to see her father, Martin Channing, and he encourages them to purchase a particular keepsake at the Channing estate auction.

TV-14

6:30 AM

And the Turtle Sense (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline is excited to go out on her first date with Bobby, but she gets nervous jitters when she realizes Max will be in charge of the dessert bar solo for the first time. Meanwhile, Sophie and Oleg decide to mix things up and try going out on a date instead of staying in.

TV-14

7:00 AM

And the Hidden Stash (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max joins Caroline on her visit to a white-collar prison to see her father, Martin Channing, and he encourages them to purchase a particular keepsake at the Channing estate auction.

TV-14

7:30 AM

And the Pearl Necklace (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When Max and Caroline met Martha Stewart at a gala event and gave her one of their cupcakes to taste, they were thrilled to get a positive response! Now, Max and Caroline attempt to keep the faith that Martha Stewart will call and help support their cupcake business. Meanwhile, Caroline loses a lucky keepsake.

TV-14

9:00 AM

Monster-in-Law (DVS)

The love life of Charlotte (Jennifer Lopez) is reduced to an endless string of disastrous blind dates, until she meets the perfect man, Kevin. (Michael Vartan) Unfortunately, his merciless mother (Jane Fonda) will do anything to destroy their relationship.

TV-14

12:00 PM

Monster-in-Law (DVS)

The love life of Charlotte (Jennifer Lopez) is reduced to an endless string of disastrous blind dates, until she meets the perfect man, Kevin. (Michael Vartan) Unfortunately, his merciless mother (Jane Fonda) will do anything to destroy their relationship.

TV-14

3:45 PM

Life of the Party (DVS)

Dumped by her husband, longtime housewife Deanna turns regret into reset by going back to college. Winding up at the same school as her daughter, Deanna plunges headlong into the campus experience -- embracing the fun, the freedom and the frat boys.

TV-14

6:00 PM

Vacation (DVS)

The next generation of Griswolds is at it again! Following in his father's footsteps and hoping for some much-needed family bonding, a grown-up Rusty Griswold surprises his wife, Debbie, and their two sons with an ill-fated cross-country trip back to America's favorite family fun park, Walley World, before it closes forever.

TV-14

6:45 PM

Life of the Party (DVS)

Dumped by her husband, longtime housewife Deanna turns regret into reset by going back to college. Winding up at the same school as her daughter, Deanna plunges headlong into the campus experience -- embracing the fun, the freedom and the frat boys.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Novelization Correlation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon petitions Wil Wheaton to appear on the new "Professor Proton Show", but Wil offers a role to Amy instead. Penny gets angry when she thinks the female protagonist in Leonard's novel is based on her.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Neonatal Nomenclature, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Bernadette won't go in labor, all her friends try different tactics to get things started. Howard confronts Bernadette after Amy accidentally reveals she's already chosen their son's name.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Vacation (DVS)

The next generation of Griswolds is at it again! Following in his father's footsteps and hoping for some much-needed family bonding, a grown-up Rusty Griswold surprises his wife, Debbie, and their two sons with an ill-fated cross-country trip back to America's favorite family fun park, Walley World, before it closes forever.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Gates Excitation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny gets the opportunity to host Bill Gates at work when his company wants to partner with her pharmaceutical company. Leonard, Raj, and Howard do everything in their power to meet him, while Sheldon thinks he is the victim of an April Fools prank.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Neonatal Nomenclature, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Bernadette won't go in labor, all her friends try different tactics to get things started. Howard confronts Bernadette after Amy accidentally reveals she's already chosen their son's name.

TV-PG

Monday, Jul 13
12:00 AM

Athenaeum Allocation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard jumps through hoops to help secure the perfect wedding venue for Sheldon and Amy. Bernadette and Howard have a hard time deciding who should stay home with the kids and who should go back to work.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Gates Excitation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny gets the opportunity to host Bill Gates at work when his company wants to partner with her pharmaceutical company. Leonard, Raj, and Howard do everything in their power to meet him, while Sheldon thinks he is the victim of an April Fools prank.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

Kloger (DVS)

American Dad

Roger and Klaus start having a secret affair after they accidentally end up on an online date together. Steve tries to catch Hayley's pink eye to get out of doing a fitness test at school.

TV-14

4:30 PM

Garbage Stan (DVS)

American Dad

Stan and Steve open up their own father-son garbage business after Stan inherits his father's old truck. Roger finds Hayley is a natural at bumper pool and brings her to play with the best player in town.

TV-14

5:00 PM

Talented Mr. Dingleberry, The (DVS)

American Dad

Roger becomes a marionette and injures other students to help Steve win the school talent show. Stan, Hayley and Klaus start their own local honey business.

TV-14

5:30 PM

Four Little Words (DVS)

American Dad

Stan goes to great lengths to never, ever end up in a situation ending with Francine telling him, "I told you so." She lets him hook his boss Bullock up with her friend, but when Bullock accidentally kills the woman, Stan frames Francine so she'll stop asking questions.

TV-14

6:00 PM

Zero Larp Thirty (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Linda wins a contest to spend a dream weekend at the home where her favorite television show is filmed, things don't go quite as planned. Also, Teddy's back problems leave him stuck on the floor, while he babysits the kids.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

Laser-Inth, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Gene accompanies Bob on the last-ever rock and roll laser show at the planetarium, while Linda and the girls go out for dinner at a wacky restaurant.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Thelma and Louise Except Thelma Is Linda (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

After Louise gets in trouble at school, Linda is forced to meet with Mr. Frond and potentially could lose her hard-earned position as the Wagstaff bake sale leader. When she finds out that her daughter was actually trying to help another student, Linda is torn between following school policy or her own moral code.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

Mom, Lies, and Videotape (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Linda comes down with a nasty cold just in time for the Mother's Day show at Wagstaff. When Bob's outdated camcorder malfunctions, the kids perform a re-imagined version of the pageant for Linda back at home. But will the kids' creative liberties be enough to make Linda feel the Mother's Day love?

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Paraders of the Lost Float (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When the forecast calls for rain on the day of the Bog to Beach parade, Teddy convinces Bob to enter the float contest with the promise of an easy win. As the parade goes awry, Bob realizes he might need an attitude adjustment.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Baking Bad (DVS)

Family Guy

An earthquake strikes in Haiti, prompting Lois to start a blood drive to help the victims. She gives homemade cookies to all the blood donors. Peter loves the cookies so much he thinks they can make money by selling them.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Brian the Closer (DVS)

Family Guy

A fight over a chew-rope with Peter leaves Brian toothless and disfigured. But after a visit with Quagmire's dentist, Brian puts his new "toothy" smile to the test, as a real estate agent.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Turkey Guys (DVS)

Family Guy

It's Thanksgiving time at the Griffins' house but dinner plans come to a halt as Lois discovers that Peter has eaten the turkey.

TV-14

10:00 PM

2000-Year-Old-Virgin, The (DVS)

Family Guy

It's Christmas time in Quahog! While shopping at the local mall for gifts, Peter and Lois run into an old friend, Jesus Christ. Over drinks, Peter and the gang discover Jesus is a virgin. Peter won't have it, and makes it his mission to get Jesus a girlfriend.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter and Lois receive a note from Principal Shepherd pinned to Chris' backpack. During their meeting they learn that if Chris doesn't pass his upcoming history exam he will have to repeat the 9th grade.

TV-14

11:00 PM

Our Idiot Brian (DVS)

Family Guy

Meg is worried that she won't do well on her SATs, so she convinces Brian to take the test for her. A confident Brian agrees to the challenge, and even dresses up like Meg, only to find out that he received the lowest score in the class.

TV-14

Tuesday, Jul 14
12:00 AM

Quagmire's Mom (DVS)

Family Guy

When Meg asks Peter for a check for her upcoming field trip, he finally notices that his checkbook is just a blank pad of paper. Lois agrees to take Peter to the bank where they discover that Peter's first name is really Justin.

TV-14

12:30 AM

Encyclopedia Griffin (DVS)

Family Guy

When Stewie complains that his tricycle has been stolen, Peter and his friends are spurred into action. Peter finds the kid responsible, and the success leads the group to start a detective agency for kids.

TV-14

1:00 AM

Ghost Dad (DVS)

American Dad

Stan struggles to cope with the untimely death of his father. Meanwhile, a simple canoeing trip does catastrophic damage to Hayley and Jeff's relationship.

TV-14

1:30 AM

Pride Before the Fail (DVS)

American Dad

Roger tries to force Hayley into graduating from community college so he can move into her room. Klaus repairs Francine's car.

TV-14

2:00 AM

Conan 101405 (DVS)

Conan

The biggest celebrities, the craziest sketches and Andy Richter to boot? Yes, some would say Conan O'Brien's talk show has everything a late night viewer could want.

TV-14

3:00 AM

Wednesday Incident, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake teams up with Holt's husband to figure out why Holt has been acting moody; Charles tries to get a confession out of an elderly suspect.

TV-14

3:30 AM

Conan 101405 (DVS)

Conan

The biggest celebrities, the craziest sketches and Andy Richter to boot? Yes, some would say Conan O'Brien's talk show has everything a late night viewer could want.

TV-14

4:00 AM

Beach House (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake ruins a detectives-only getaway to Charles' beach house by inviting Holt; Charles helps Rosa be romantic with her new boyfriend; Gina tries to get Amy drunk.

TV-14

4:30 AM

Payback (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

The squad members demand that Jake repay all the money he has borrowed over the years; Holt and Amy re-open a case.

TV-14

5:00 AM

Defense Rests, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

When Sophia's relationship with Jake conflicts with her job, Jake tries to make things right with her boss; Wuntch asks Holt for help.

TV-14

5:30 AM

Windbreaker City (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

A heartbroken Jake's spirits are lifted when the squad gets invited to a terrorist-training simulation; Gina gives Holt a psychological exam; Amy and Rosa vie for a day off.

TV-14

6:00 AM

Wednesday Incident, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake teams up with Holt's husband to figure out why Holt has been acting moody; Charles tries to get a confession out of an elderly suspect.

TV-14

6:30 AM

And the Hold-Up (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline show their true colors when the diner gets robbed. Meanwhile, everyone sees a surprising new side of Han.

TV-14

7:00 AM

And the Cupcake War (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline put their baking skills to the test when they audition to be contestants on the hit cooking show Cupcake Wars.

TV-14

7:30 AM

And the Pre-Approved Credit Card (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

A new pre-approved credit card causes strife between Max and Caroline, who have different opinions on what to charge on it. Meanwhile, Earl's estranged son, Darius, arrives in New York with hopes of becoming a stand-up comedian.

TV-14

11:00 AM

Boyfriend Part 1, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and Elaine vie for time with his new friend, baseball player Keith Hernandez.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

Boyfriend Part 2, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and Elaine vie for time with his new friend, baseball player Keith Hernandez.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

Fixup, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and Elaine play matchmaker for George.

TV-PG

12:30 PM

Limo, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and George commandeer a limousine headed for a neo-Nazi rally.

TV-PG

1:00 PM

One with Christmas in Tulsa, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica fears the worst when she learns Chandler will be spending Christmas in Tulsa working on a deadline with a beautiful co-worker.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with the Lottery, The (DVS)

Friends

The gang buys scads of lottery tickets for the multimillion-dollar jackpot.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Paranoid_Frandroid (DVS)

American Dad

Francine becomes a conspiracy theorist. Klaus & Steve help Snot pimp out his new room.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Census of the Lambs, The (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley and Stan compete while collecting data for the US Census. Klaus inherits a camera and has Steve and his friends model for him.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Shell Game (DVS)

American Dad

Steve sets out to stop Roger after he joins a mysterious order. Francine buys a new pasta sauce and the family starts changing.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Mural of the Story, The (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley becomes a town outcast after Stan ruins a town mural. Steve attends clown school.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Courtship of Stewie's Father, The (DVS)

Family Guy

Stewie steps up his efforts to kill Lois, who orders Peter to spend more time with him.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Fat Guy Strangler (DVS)

Family Guy

Lois learns she has a brother she has never met (Robert Downey Jr.), so she brings him home from a mental institution to live with her family.

TV-14

10:00 PM

NeNe Has Entered the Building (DVS)

Celebrity Show-Off

Mayim Bialik hosts the ultimate celebrity showdown. Each week five stars from the worlds of sports, music, comedy, TV, and film face-off to see who can produce the most compelling content from the comfort of their own homes. The longer a celebrity stays in the competition, the more money they raise for their charity.

10:30 PM

Reclusive Potential, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A brilliant but reclusive scientist, Doctor Wolcott, invites Sheldon to his cabin in the middle of nowhere, and Leonard, Raj and Howard go along for the trip. Penny and Bernadette improvise after Amy doesn't like the tame bachelorette party they planned for her.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Comet Polarization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon's comic book store experience changes when writer Neil Gaiman puts Stuart's store on the map. Raj takes credit for Penny's astronomical discovery, and friendships are threatened.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

NeNe Has Entered the Building (DVS)

Celebrity Show-Off

Mayim Bialik hosts the ultimate celebrity showdown. Each week five stars from the worlds of sports, music, comedy, TV, and film face-off to see who can produce the most compelling content from the comfort of their own homes. The longer a celebrity stays in the competition, the more money they raise for their charity.

Wednesday, Jul 15
12:00 AM

Sibling Realignment, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Sheldon learns that his mother won't attend his wedding unless he invites his brother, George, he and Leonard travel to Texas to end a family feud. The Wolowitz kids inadvertently infest Amy, Bernadette, Howard and Raj with pinkeye.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Bow Tie Asymmetry, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The Season 11 finale: When Amy's parents and Sheldon's family arrive for the wedding, everybody is focused on making sure all goes according to plan--everyone except the bride and groom.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

NeNe Has Entered the Building (DVS)

Celebrity Show-Off

Mayim Bialik hosts the ultimate celebrity showdown. Each week five stars from the worlds of sports, music, comedy, TV, and film face-off to see who can produce the most compelling content from the comfort of their own homes. The longer a celebrity stays in the competition, the more money they raise for their charity.

2:00 AM

Conan 101406 (DVS)

Conan

The biggest celebrities, the craziest sketches and Andy Richter to boot? Yes, some would say Conan O'Brien's talk show has everything a late night viewer could want.

TV-14

3:30 AM

Conan 101406 (DVS)

Conan

The biggest celebrities, the craziest sketches and Andy Richter to boot? Yes, some would say Conan O'Brien's talk show has everything a late night viewer could want.

TV-14

4:00 AM

Send in the Clowns (DVS)

Misery Index, The

A moped crash that'd make Wylie Coyote proud, a big family surprise for one Tenderloin, and Murr makes a very bad bet! Our contestants get super competitive as they battle it out for $30,000.

TV-14

5:00 AM

I Used to Have Abs Once Too (DVS)

Misery Index, The

A truly terrifying halloween display, a contestant with the "body of a superhero", and possibly the dumbest criminals of all time? Draw your own conclusions in this week's episode of The Misery Index.

TV-14

6:30 AM

And the Candy Manwich (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Andy, a cute candy store owner, has eyes for Caroline, but she's too embarrassed to see him after a humiliating experience at his candy store.

TV-14

7:00 AM

And the Three Boys with Wood (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline enlist two Amish boys who are exploring the modern world to build a barn for Chestnut. Meanwhile, Candy Andy discovers Caroline's ex-billionaire identity.

TV-14

7:30 AM

And the Egg Special (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline cook up a surprising fundraising solution when a potential storefront for Max's Homemade Cupcakes becomes available for rent.

TV-14

11:00 AM

Keys, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Kramer visits too much, so Jerry asks for his spare key back.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

Subway, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

The friends encounter adventure on the subway.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

Pez Dispenser, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George worries over gaining the upper hand in his current romance.

TV-PG

12:30 PM

Good Samaritan, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry tracks down a hit-and-run driver, then wants to date her.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

(You Gotta) Strike for Your Right (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley witnesses harsh working conditions at the CIA and encourages action.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Klaustastrophe.tv (DVS)

American Dad

Stan deals with childhood issues of abandonment. Klaus starts a website to embarrass the Smith family about their fails.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Death by Dinner Party (DVS)

American Dad

Francine's dinner party goes awry when the mysterious Dinner Party Killer threatens it and the family.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Santa, Schmanta (DVS)

American Dad

Roger feels unappreciated during Christmas so Snot introduces him to Judaism. After a run-in with Santa, Roger really gets into the Hanukkah spirit.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Father, the Son and the Holy Fonz, The (DVS)

Family Guy

When Peter's dad visits the Griffins, he tries to impose his religious beliefs on the family.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Brian Sings and Swings (DVS)

Family Guy

A near-death experience lands Brian in the hospital but infuses him with a new passion for life.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Conjugal Configuration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

In the Season 12 premiere, Sheldon and Amy's honeymoon runs aground in New York, while Penny and Leonard discover they are uncomfortably similar to Amy's parents, Mr. and Mrs. Fowler. Raj insults physicist Neil deGrasse Tyson and starts a twitter war.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Wedding Gift Wormhole, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Amy drive themselves crazy trying to figure out what "perfect gift" Leonard and Penny gave them for their wedding. Raj decides he wants to settle down and asks his father to arrange a marriage for him.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Procreation Calculation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard's life gets complicated when Stuart starts bringing his new girlfriend home. Penny and Leonard talk about starting a family while Raj explores an arranged marriage.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Tam Turbulence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon won't tell anyone why he's never mentioned Tam, his childhood best friend, so Leonard takes matters into his own hands. Bernadette and Penny take out Raj's fiance, Anu, for dinner to get the skinny on her.

TV-PG

Thursday, Jul 16
12:00 AM

Planetarium Collision, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy doesn't have time to work on super-asymmetry, so Sheldon goes to great lengths to ensure she's available to work with him even if it means accidentally sabotaging her career in the process. Raj doesn't want Howard to join him in hosting a show at the planetarium.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Imitation Perturbation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Howard dresses up as Sheldon for Halloween, Sheldon seeks retaliation at Leonard and Penny's Halloween Party. Leonard is shocked that Penny doesn't remember their first kiss.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Grant Allocation Derivation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard is caught between a rock and a hard place when he's responsible for distributing extra grant money. Bernadette turns the backyard playhouse into a hideaway from her husband and kids.

TV-PG

1:30 AM

July 15, 2020 (DVS)

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

A talk show of Samantha Bee's nuanced, satirical view of political and cultural issues.

TV-MA

2:00 AM

Conan 101407 (DVS)

Conan

The biggest celebrities, the craziest sketches and Andy Richter to boot? Yes, some would say Conan O'Brien's talk show has everything a late night viewer could want.

TV-14

2:30 AM

July 15, 2020 (DVS)

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

A talk show of Samantha Bee's nuanced, satirical view of political and cultural issues.

TV-MA

3:00 AM

Letter, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry's new girlfriend is a plagiarist.

TV-PG

3:30 AM

Conan 101407 (DVS)

Conan

The biggest celebrities, the craziest sketches and Andy Richter to boot? Yes, some would say Conan O'Brien's talk show has everything a late night viewer could want.

TV-14

4:00 AM

And the New Boss (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When Max and Caroline hire an intern, Ruth, to help take care of some of the dirty work in preparation of opening their new cupcake shop, Max has trouble with her new managerial role.

TV-14

4:30 AM

And the Big Opening (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline host a grand opening celebration at their new cupcake shop. To show off her success, Max invites her former flame Johnny and her ex-boyfriend Robbie.

TV-14

5:00 AM

And the Silent Partner (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Sophie is depressed after being swindled by the contractor in charge of building her dream house, so Max offers to make her a silent partner in the cupcake business but Caroline and Sophie have very different visions for the company.

TV-14

5:30 AM

And the High Holidays (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Desperate for a way to pay their overdue rent, Max and Caroline get involved with a group of sketchy customers willing to pay top dollar for their cupcakes.

TV-14

6:00 AM

And the Bear Truth (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

A relaxing getaway for two becomes an awkward vacation for three when Max, Caroline, and Andy spend a weekend together in a cabin in the woods.

TV-14

6:30 AM

And Too Little Sleep (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline enlist the gang from the diner to help them bake throughout the night in order to fulfill a giant cupcake order.

TV-14

7:00 AM

And the Psychic Shakedown (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

After discovering that Candy Andy closed up his shop following their breakup, Caroline visits a psychic for a reading about her future love life.

TV-14

7:30 AM

And Just Plane Magic (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When Max scores tickets to a music awards show in Los Angeles, she and Caroline end up flying on a private jet with Grammy-nominated rapper 2 Chainz.

TV-14

11:00 AM

Pitch, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Network executives ask Jerry to create a show. Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer. George woos an executive.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

Ticket, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer; George woos an executive.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

Wallet Part 1, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to explain the absence of a watch his parents gave him.

TV-PG

12:30 PM

Watch Part 2, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to buy back a discarded watch, a gift from his parents.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One Where Monica Gets a Roommate, The (DVS)

Friends

Six friends in their twenties pursue careers, love and happiness in New York City while relying on each other for support.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with the Sonogram, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross is stunned to learn his ex-wife is pregnant with their child. Monica's dinner for her overly critical parents is a disaster.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with the Thumb, The (DVS)

Friends

The group loves Monica's new boyfriend; Chandler resumes smoking; and Phoebe receives a large sum of money unexpectedly.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Never-Ending Stories, The (DVS)

American Dad

Stan finds an outlet for his boring stories while teaching young CIA cadets. Klaus becomes a hype man for a rapper.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Railroaded (DVS)

American Dad

Stan gets in over his head when he runs for mayor.

TV-14

8:00 PM

My Purity Ball and Chain (DVS)

American Dad

Stan avoids giving Steve "the talk" by joining a chastity group. The Smiths build a waterslide in the backyard.

TV-14

8:30 PM

OreTron Trail (DVS)

American Dad

Roger becomes worried about outliving the family. Klaus opens a convenience store in the attic.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Patriot Games (DVS)

Family Guy

At his high school reunion, Peter pretends to be a millionaire, but the truth comes out when he meets Tom Brady and loses all self-control.

TV-14

9:30 PM

I Take Thee, Quagmire (DVS)

Family Guy

When Peter goes on a television game show and wins a maid for a week, Quagmire becomes smitten with her and ends up popping the question.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Consummation Deviation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon tries to bond with Amy's father, but when Howard lures Mr. Fowler away with magic tricks, Sheldon has no choice but to bond with Mrs. Fowler. Raj and Anu try to get physical for the first time.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Citation Negation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Amy are devastated after learning from a Russian paper that Super Asymmetry has already been discovered and disproven. Ultra-competitive Bernadette asks Stuart's girlfriend, Denise, to teach her how to beat Howard in a popular videogame.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

VCR Illumination, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Amy are still down about their theory being disproven, but a VHS tape from Sheldon's past inspires him not to give up. Bernadette turns into a pageant mom when she tries to help Howard ace his Magic Castle audition.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Paintball Scattering, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny and Leonard organize a paintball game that results in mayhem when Sheldon is jealous of Amy. Raj catches Anu with her ex-boyfriend, and Stuart doesn't want to move in with Denise.

TV-PG

Friday, Jul 17
12:00 AM

Propagation Proposition, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny's ex-boyfriend, Zack, and his wife want a baby, but when Zack is infertile, they ask Leonard to help. Raj attempts to mend things with his ex-fiancee, Anu.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Confirmation Polarization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Amy's super asymmetry theory is proven by two physicists, Dr. Pemberton and Dr. Campbell from Chicago, who then try to kick Amy off the Nobel nomination. Bernadette has a big success at work and Penny's going to be a part of it-whether she wants to or not.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Meteorite Manifestation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon is thrilled to help Bernadette and Howard navigate bureaucratic paperwork, until he discovers they are breaking the law. Leonard is disappointed when his friends exclude him from a scientific project.

TV-PG

1:30 AM

Brick in the Face, A (DVS)

Misery Index, The

A biking accident of glacial proportions, a real misery who identifies as a wolf, and searching for a cell phone on a trash barge. All on this week's episode of The Misery Index.

TV-14

2:00 AM

Conan 101408 (DVS)

Conan

The biggest celebrities, the craziest sketches and Andy Richter to boot? Yes, some would say Conan O'Brien's talk show has everything a late night viewer could want.

TV-14

2:30 AM

Brick in the Face, A (DVS)

Misery Index, The

A biking accident of glacial proportions, a real misery who identifies as a wolf, and searching for a cell phone on a trash barge. All on this week's episode of The Misery Index.

TV-14

3:00 AM

Parking Space, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry's car clanks after Elaine and George borrow it.

TV-PG

3:30 AM

Conan 101408 (DVS)

Conan

The biggest celebrities, the craziest sketches and Andy Richter to boot? Yes, some would say Conan O'Brien's talk show has everything a late night viewer could want.

TV-14

4:00 AM

Heat Wave (DVS)

New Girl

Things heat up between Nick and Reagan over who can provide the loft with the best air conditioning unit. Meanwhile, Winston uses his cop voice to help Schmidt prep Cece for a newscaster audition.

TV-14

4:30 AM

Goosebumps Walkaway (DVS)

New Girl

Jess returns from jury duty and tries to uncover the real identity of a juror sequestered with her. Meanwhile, Reagan prepares to move out of the loft and out of Nick's life; and Winston and Cece help Schmidt get over his fear of public dancing.

TV-14

5:00 AM

Apartment, The (DVS)

New Girl

Cece moves into the loft; Jess must finish the school's budget by morning; Winston gets a new partner to avoid having to work side-by-side with Aly.

TV-14

5:30 AM

D-Day (DVS)

New Girl

Jess agrees to lend Schmidt a hand when he takes over wedding planning after Cece gets an exciting job offer, but things take a bad turn when Schmidt's dad shows up. Meanwhile, Winston and Nick compete to determine who has the harder job.

TV-14

6:00 AM

Sam, Again (DVS)

New Girl

Jess' application for a job at a new progressive school may be jeopardized after she learns the principal is dating her ex-boyfriend. Meanwhile, Nick takes ill so Schmidt quarantines the roommates to keep himself from getting sick before an important presentation.

TV-14

6:30 AM

And the Broken Hip (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline pay a high price for attempting to remove a street performer away from the entry to their cupcake shop.

TV-14

7:00 AM

And Not-So-Sweet Charity (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

In danger of losing their cupcake shop, Max and Caroline approach Caroline's rich but callous Aunt Charity for help.

TV-14

7:30 AM

And the Temporary Distraction (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When the girls take office temp jobs, Caroline tries to climb the corporate ladder and Max finds herself being hit on by the boss.

TV-14

11:00 AM

Bubble Boy, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry gets lost en route to visiting a sickly fan.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

Cheever Letters, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and George work on their pilot script.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

Opera, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Unaware her beau is a mad stalker, Jerry takes Elaine to the opera.

TV-PG

12:30 PM

Virgin, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Hours before a network meeting, Jerry and George draw a blank.

TV-PG

1:00 PM

One with George Stephanopoulos, The (DVS)

Friends

While the men attend a hockey game and end up at a hospital, the women spy on President Clinton's top aide, George Stephanopoulos, who lives across the street. Rachel receives her first paycheck.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One with the East German Laundry Detergent, The (DVS)

Friends

While Phoebe and Chandler end their respective romantic relationships, Rachel and Ross do laundry together on their first date.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One with the Butt, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey gets a film role as a stand-in for Al Pacino's butt. Ross tries to be less conservative. Chandler has an affair with a married woman.

TV-14

2:30 PM

One with the Blackout, The (DVS)

Friends

A citywide power outage leaves Chandler stranded in the vestibule for an automatic banking machine with gorgeous model Jill Connick. Ross tries to ask Rachel out on a date. Joey learns Monica used to be infatuated with him.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One Where the Nana Dies Twice, The (DVS)

Friends

When Ross and Monica's grandmother dies, the whole gang attends the funeral service. Chandler questions his sexual persona when a co-worker wants to arrange a date for him with another guy.

TV-14

3:30 PM

One Where Underdog Gets Away, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica intends to host a cozy Thanksgiving feast in her apartment with her friends but her plans go awry, and the feast becomes a fiasco.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with the Monkey, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends promise to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates but soon all their plans change. Ross gets a pet monkey.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with Mrs. Bing, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's flamboyant mother comes to New York for a visit. Phoebe and Monica cause a traffic accident.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with the Dozen Lasagnas, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel's Italian boyfriend tries to seduce Phoebe. Rachel accidentally reveals a secret to Ross. Monica's aunt refuses to take the lasagnas she ordered from Monica.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with the Boobies, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler sees Rachel nude. Joey learns his father is having an affair.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

Jungle Book, The (DVS)

Raised by a family of wolves since birth, Mowgli must leave the only home he's ever known when the fearsome tiger Shere Khan unleashes his mighty roar. Guided by a no-nonsense panther and a free-spirited bear, the young boy meets an array of jungle animals, including a slithery python and a smooth-talking ape. Along the way, Mowgli learns valuable life lessons as his epic journey of self-discovery leads to fun and adventure.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with the Stoned Guy, The (DVS)

Friends

A restaurant owner interviews Monica for a chef's position. Ross asks Joey how to talk dirty to women.

TV-14

7:00 PM

Mean Francine (DVS)

American Dad

Francine falls in with a group of tough girls after becoming the new school guidance counselor. Jeff panics when he loses his hat.

TV-14

7:30 PM

One-Woman Swole (DVS)

American Dad

After her family accuses her of being a quitter, Francine becomes a bodybuilder. Klaus claims to have invented the high five.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Black Panther (DVS)

After the death of his father, T'Challa, the King of Wakanda, returns home to the isolated, technologically advanced African nation to succeed to the throne and take his rightful place as king. But when a powerful old enemy reappears, T'Challa's mettle as king-and Black Panther-is tested when he is drawn into a formidable conflict that puts the fate of Wakanda and the entire world at risk. Faced with treachery and danger, the young king must rally his allies and release the full power of Black Panther to defeat his foes and secure the safety of his people and their way of life.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Deep Throats (DVS)

Family Guy

When Meg lands an internship with Mayor West, Brian argues that he is corrupt; a local talent show brings Peter and Lois back to their folk-singing days.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Jungle Book, The (DVS)

Raised by a family of wolves since birth, Mowgli must leave the only home he's ever known when the fearsome tiger Shere Khan unleashes his mighty roar. Guided by a no-nonsense panther and a free-spirited bear, the young boy meets an array of jungle animals, including a slithery python and a smooth-talking ape. Along the way, Mowgli learns valuable life lessons as his epic journey of self-discovery leads to fun and adventure.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Black Panther (DVS)

After the death of his father, T'Challa, the King of Wakanda, returns home to the isolated, technologically advanced African nation to succeed to the throne and take his rightful place as king. But when a powerful old enemy reappears, T'Challa's mettle as king-and Black Panther-is tested when he is drawn into a formidable conflict that puts the fate of Wakanda and the entire world at risk. Faced with treachery and danger, the young king must rally his allies and release the full power of Black Panther to defeat his foes and secure the safety of his people and their way of life.

TV-14

Saturday, Jul 18
11:45 AM

Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (DVS)

The exhibits at New York's Natural History Museum come to life at night. When they start behaving strangely, Larry, newly-promoted director of nighttime operations, must find out why. The Tablet, which magically brings the creatures to life, has started to decay and the only method of restoring is available at the British Museum. In order to save his museum family, Larry, his son Nick and the museum exhibits travel from New York to London, to discover the Tablet's secret.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

Maleficent (DVS)

A beautiful, pure-hearted young woman, Maleficent has an idyllic life growing up in a peaceable forest kingdom, until an invading army threatens the harmony of the land. Maleficent rises to be the land's fiercest protector, but she ultimately suffers a ruthless betrayal-an act that begins to turn her pure heart to stone. Bent on revenge, Maleficent faces an epic battle with the invading king's successor and, as a result, places a curse upon his newborn infant Aurora. As the child grows, Maleficent realizes that Aurora holds the key to peace in the kingdom-and perhaps to Maleficent's true happiness as well.

TV-PG

2:45 PM

Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (DVS)

The exhibits at New York's Natural History Museum come to life at night. When they start behaving strangely, Larry, newly-promoted director of nighttime operations, must find out why. The Tablet, which magically brings the creatures to life, has started to decay and the only method of restoring is available at the British Museum. In order to save his museum family, Larry, his son Nick and the museum exhibits travel from New York to London, to discover the Tablet's secret.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

Black Panther (DVS)

After the death of his father, T'Challa, the King of Wakanda, returns home to the isolated, technologically advanced African nation to succeed to the throne and take his rightful place as king. But when a powerful old enemy reappears, T'Challa's mettle as king-and Black Panther-is tested when he is drawn into a formidable conflict that puts the fate of Wakanda and the entire world at risk. Faced with treachery and danger, the young king must rally his allies and release the full power of Black Panther to defeat his foes and secure the safety of his people and their way of life.

TV-14

5:00 PM

Maleficent (DVS)

A beautiful, pure-hearted young woman, Maleficent has an idyllic life growing up in a peaceable forest kingdom, until an invading army threatens the harmony of the land. Maleficent rises to be the land's fiercest protector, but she ultimately suffers a ruthless betrayal-an act that begins to turn her pure heart to stone. Bent on revenge, Maleficent faces an epic battle with the invading king's successor and, as a result, places a curse upon his newborn infant Aurora. As the child grows, Maleficent realizes that Aurora holds the key to peace in the kingdom-and perhaps to Maleficent's true happiness as well.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Black Panther (DVS)

After the death of his father, T'Challa, the King of Wakanda, returns home to the isolated, technologically advanced African nation to succeed to the throne and take his rightful place as king. But when a powerful old enemy reappears, T'Challa's mettle as king-and Black Panther-is tested when he is drawn into a formidable conflict that puts the fate of Wakanda and the entire world at risk. Faced with treachery and danger, the young king must rally his allies and release the full power of Black Panther to defeat his foes and secure the safety of his people and their way of life.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Donation Oscillation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny tries to seduce an abstaining Leonard to ruin his "donation" for her ex-boyfriend, Zack, and his wife, Marissa. Howard, Bernadette, Anu and Raj turn to Raj's canceled bachelor party into a couple's trip aboard the "vomit comet".

TV-PG

9:30 PM

D & D Vortex, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The gang finds out Wil Wheaton hosts a celebrity Dungeons and Dragons game involving William Shatner, Joe Manganiello, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Kevin Smith. Deception and betrayal are the path to make it to the one open seat.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Conference Valuation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny and Bernadette go to San Diego for a pharmaceutical sales convention, leaving Howard in charge of the kids. Sheldon finds a book on experimenting on kids, and the guys plus Amy make a day of it.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Laureate Accumulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Competitors Pemberton and Campbell charm America on a publicity tour, so Sheldon and Amy try to bring Nobel laureates Kip Thorne, George Smoot, and Frances Arnold to their side. Halley's fear of the dark leads to opportunity and conflict for Howard, Bernadette and Stuart.

TV-PG