DVS Offerings

Thursday, Nov 14
12:11 AM

Vision: Impossible (DVS)

American Dad

Roger gets into a serious car accident and wakes up from his coma to discover that he now has the ability to see the future. He uses this ability to rescue the Smith family from dangerous situations.

TV-14

1:11 AM

Model Misbehavior (DVS)

Family Guy

Lois fulfills a lifelong dream of being a model.

TV-14

2:11 AM

Perfect Castaway, The (DVS)

Family Guy

Choppy waters leave the guys stranded on a desert island during a fishing trip.

TV-14

3:11 AM

Land Ship, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

The upcoming Land Ship parade could mean increased business for Bob, until he learns that two port-o-potties will be placed in front of the restaurant. Meanwhile, Tina learns from her friends that she's boring, so she joins up with Jordan who has been vandalizing the school with graffiti. But when Jordan wants to spray graffiti on the Land Ship, Tina must decide between ruining the parade and disappointing her new crush.

TV-PG

4:11 AM

Big Bran Hypothesis, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard volunteers to sign for a package in an attempt to make a good impression on Penny, but when he enlists Sheldon for help, his attempt at chivalry goes terribly awry.

TV-PG

5:11 AM

Luminous Fish Effect, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon's getting fired forces him to explore what life has to offer outside physics, leaving Leonard to take drastic action to snap his friend out of his funk.

TV-14

9:11 AM

And the Jessica Shmessica (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline is invited to a party to meet Bobby's family but is unprepared when his mother and sisters keep comparing her to his previous girlfriend.

TV-14

10:11 AM

And the Baby and Other Things (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline and Bobby head toward their first fight when she encourages his sister to quit her job at the company run by her mother. Max reads a text on Bobby's phone that suggests he has a child with his ex, Jessica, so she and Han go undercover as an engaged couple to Jessica's wedding planning shop to find out the truth.

TV-14

11:11 AM

And the Rock Me on the Dais (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

The girls are excited when they are invited to a press junket to promote the film about Caroline's life, but Caroline gets a surprise when her ex-boyfriend, Candy Andy, shows up. Bobby gets jealous over Caroline and Candy Andy's reconnection and asks the diner gang for advice.

TV-14

12:11 PM

Pilot (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Experienced waitress Max Black meets her new co-worker, former rich-girl Caroline Channing and puts her skills to the test at an old but re-emerging Brooklyn diner. Despite her initial distaste for Caroline, Max eventually softens and the two team up for a new business venture.

TV-14

4:11 PM

Pledge Drive, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry cashes old birthday checks from his grandmother.

TV-PG

5:11 PM

Couch, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine dates the guy who delivered Jerry's new couch.

TV-PG

6:11 PM

One in Barbados Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

The gang heads to Barbados for a paleontology convention where Ross is the keynote speaker; David prepares to propose to Phoebe, but ex-boyfriend Mike is not yet out of the picture.

TV-PG

7:11 PM

One After Joey and Rachel Kiss, The (DVS)

Friends

In Barbados, Monica, Chandler and Phoebe eavesdrop on their friends' passionate encounters; Monica styles her hair to look like a blowfish; Phoebe and Mike rekindle their romance.

TV-PG

8:11 PM

One with Ross's Tan, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel and Joey nervously anticipate their first real date; Monica and Phoebe try to avoid an obnoxious friend with a fake British accent; Ross emerges from a tanning booth with a two-toned appearance.

TV-PG

9:11 PM

One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel convinces her sister to baby-sit over Ross' protests; Joey writes a letter to an adoption agency on Monica and Chandler's behalf.

TV-PG

10:11 PM

One with the Home Study, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Chandler fuss over their apartment as they expect a visit from the adoption worker; Phoebe and Mike opt for a small wedding and donate the extra money to a children's charity.

TV-PG

11:11 PM

Cock of the Sleepwalk (DVS)

American Dad

Stan celebrates his one hundredth kill for the C.I.A and says his success as an assassin comes from him not having a conscience. The night of the celebration, Stan sleepwalks and performs good deeds for his family. Upon waking up, Stan is shocked to learn that his conscience is taking control of his body.

TV-14

Friday, Nov 15
12:11 AM

I Ain't No Holodeck Boy (DVS)

American Dad

Stan thinks that Steve and his friends spend too much time indoors playing video games. He wishes that the boys would go outside and have the kind of adventures in the woods that he had as a child. When Stan learns that the C.I.A. has a hologram deck that can simulate real environments, he drugs the boys and places them inside, making them think they have been left in the woods.

TV-14

1:11 AM

PTV (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter broadcasts a television station out of the Griffin home.

TV-14

2:11 AM

Courtship of Stewie's Father, The (DVS)

Family Guy

Stewie steps up his efforts to kill Lois, who orders Peter to spend more time with him.

TV-14

3:11 AM

Gene & Courtney Show, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Gene and Courtney get their big break when they are asked to be the new hosts of the morning announcements, but their romantic history threatens to get in the way. Meanwhile, Tina's attempt to play Cupid goes tragically awry when she volunteers to spearhead the Valentine's Day carnation fundraiser.

TV-PG

4:11 AM

Dumpling Paradox, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

With Wolowitz AWOL with one of her friends, Penny's recruited to fill in for him on the guys' Halo team.

TV-14

5:11 AM

Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When they're invited to present at a physics conference, Sheldon's reluctance to share the credit leads to a tiff between him and Leonard, and Penny's intervention only exacerbates the situation.

TV-PG

6:11 AM

Pancake Batter Anomaly, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

With his friends knowing how sour he acts when sick and avoiding him as a result, Sheldon is nursed for by Penny, who hasn't a clue what she's in for.

TV-PG

7:11 AM

Marine Biologist, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George poses as a marine biologist.

TV-PG

9:11 AM

Fancy Brudgom (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

As Charles' best man, Jake must be involved with important wedding decisions including cake tasting and floral arrangements; Gina, Terry and Amy start an extreme diet; Rosa has to make a sincere apology.

TV-14

10:11 AM

Charges and Specs (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

When Jake's investigation into a philanthropic leader is shut down, he turns to Amy and reluctant Capt. Holt for help; premarital problems leave Charles devastated.

TV-14

11:11 AM

And the Reality Problem (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

With a TV producer approaching Max and Caroline about shooting an episode of a Kardashians reality show at their cupcake window.

TV-14

12:11 PM

And the Rich People Problems (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max gets a taste of Caroline's posh life when they break into her former townhouse to retrieve her night guard.

TV-14

4:11 PM

Soup, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry regrets accepting a designer suit from an obnoxious comedian.

TV-PG

5:11 PM

Switch, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Kramer's mom reveals her son's name to George.

TV-PG

6:11 PM

One Where the Stripper Cries, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey appears as a celebrity contestant on $100,000 Pyramid. Monica and Rachel hire an ungainly stripper for Phoebe's bachelorette party.

TV-14

7:11 PM

One Where Joey Speaks French, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Chandler show Erica the sights but also learn their baby's biological father might be an unsavory character. Joey begs Phoebe to teach him how to speak French before an audition.

TV-PG

8:11 PM

One Where Estelle Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross tries to win back Rachel's job with her former fashion employer. Phoebe tries to keep Joey from learning about his agent's death; Monica and Chandler make a horrifying discovery.

TV-PG

9:11 PM

Last One Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

The six friends say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives.

TV-PG

10:11 PM

One Where Monica Gets a Roommate, The (DVS)

Friends

Six friends in their twenties pursue careers, love and happiness in New York City while relying on each other for support.

TV-PG

11:11 PM

Honey, I'm Homeland (DVS)

American Dad

Stan goes undercover at an Occupy Wall Street rally and gets kidnapped by a group of radical leftists. The liberals subject Stan to horrific torture to re-educate him, but Stan escapes. After Stan returns home, Hayley notices Stan's odd behavior and fears that he may have been brainwashed.

TV-14

Saturday, Nov 16
12:11 AM

Rubberneckers (DVS)

American Dad

Stan and Francine go out to dinner and Francine catches Stan looking at another woman. Stan tells his co-workers that he got caught and the co-workers teach Stan about Rubbernecking, the art of checking out other woman on the sly.

TV-14

1:11 AM

Father, the Son and the Holy Fonz, The (DVS)

Family Guy

When Peter's dad visits the Griffins, he tries to impose his religious beliefs on the family.

TV-14

2:11 AM

Patriot Games (DVS)

Family Guy

At his high school reunion, Peter pretends to be a millionaire, but the truth comes out when he meets Tom Brady and loses all self-control.

TV-14

4:11 AM

Transformers (DVS)

The Earth is caught in the middle of an intergalactic battle between two races of robots, the heroic Autobots and the evil Decepticons. All that stands between the Decepticons and ultimate power is a clue held by young Sam Witwicky. Unaware that he is mankind's last chance for survival, Sam and Bumblebee, his robot disguised as a car, are in a race against an enemy unlike anything anyone has seen before.

TV-PG

12:11 PM

And the Pretty Problem (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline drags Max to a cake-decorating class to increase their skill level and learn how to make more attractive cupcakes for their business.

TV-14

4:11 PM

One with the Sonogram, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross is stunned to learn his ex-wife is pregnant with their child. Monica's dinner for her overly critical parents is a disaster.

TV-PG

10:11 PM

Transformers (DVS)

The Earth is caught in the middle of an intergalactic battle between two races of robots, the heroic Autobots and the evil Decepticons. All that stands between the Decepticons and ultimate power is a clue held by young Sam Witwicky. Unaware that he is mankind's last chance for survival, Sam and Bumblebee, his robot disguised as a car, are in a race against an enemy unlike anything anyone has seen before.

TV-PG

Sunday, Nov 17
1:11 AM

Transformers (DVS)

The Earth is caught in the middle of an intergalactic battle between two races of robots, the heroic Autobots and the evil Decepticons. All that stands between the Decepticons and ultimate power is a clue held by young Sam Witwicky. Unaware that he is mankind's last chance for survival, Sam and Bumblebee, his robot disguised as a car, are in a race against an enemy unlike anything anyone has seen before.

TV-PG

2:11 AM

Bat Jar Conjecture, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon finds himself booted from the gang's Physics Bowl team and replaced with Leslie so he forms his own team hoping to prove he's superior.

TV-14

3:11 AM

Pork Chop Indeterminacy, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The rest of the gang fall for Sheldon's twin sister, and Leonard's plan to win her heart is derailed when Sheldon declares he'll be the one to decide who can date her.

TV-14

5:11 AM

Bat Jar Conjecture, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon finds himself booted from the gang's Physics Bowl team and replaced with Leslie so he forms his own team hoping to prove he's superior.

TV-14

6:11 AM

Pork Chop Indeterminacy, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The rest of the gang fall for Sheldon's twin sister, and Leonard's plan to win her heart is derailed when Sheldon declares he'll be the one to decide who can date her.

TV-14

10:11 AM

Socalyalcon VI (DVS)

New Girl

Jess worries that Reagan, who's just returned from a business trip, is spending too much time as Nick's "girlfriend." Schmidt and Cece worry about security in their new home; and Aly tells Winston an embarrassing secret.

TV-14

11:11 AM

Sacred Couch (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

During family TV night an ad for the Sofa Queen comes on and Louise takes the opportunity to lobby for a new couch. The Belchers take sides with Linda, gathering support for keeping their lumpy, smelly, moist couch, because off all the memories it holds. When a family vote goes against her, Louise takes matters into her own hands.

TV-PG

12:11 PM

And the Icing on the Cake (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When Deke invites Max's friends over to his dumpster house, Caroline learns a big secret about his background.

TV-14

1:11 PM

Socalyalcon VI (DVS)

New Girl

Jess worries that Reagan, who's just returned from a business trip, is spending too much time as Nick's "girlfriend." Schmidt and Cece worry about security in their new home; and Aly tells Winston an embarrassing secret.

TV-14

2:11 PM

Sacred Couch (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

During family TV night an ad for the Sofa Queen comes on and Louise takes the opportunity to lobby for a new couch. The Belchers take sides with Linda, gathering support for keeping their lumpy, smelly, moist couch, because off all the memories it holds. When a family vote goes against her, Louise takes matters into her own hands.

TV-PG

3:11 PM

House of 1000 Bounces (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When there is a bounce house crisis at regular-sized Rudy's birthday party, the Belcher kids devise a scheme to save the day. Meanwhile, Bob deals with an unexpected guest at the restaurant and is forced to come to terms with a longstanding fear.

TV-PG

4:11 PM

One with the Butt, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey gets a film role as a stand-in for Al Pacino's butt. Ross tries to be less conservative. Chandler has an affair with a married woman.

TV-14

5:11 PM

Dumb & Dumber (DVS)

Best friends Lloyd and Harry are a pair of dim-witted pals on a cross country road trip to Aspen to return a briefcase full of cash to its rightful owner, Mary Swanson, a beautiful woman who ends up being Lloyd's dream girl. Little does Lloyd know that Mary is in Aspen trying to find her kidnapped husband. Soon, the two get mixed up in the crime, and their wacky exploits are leading the FBI straight to the crooks.

TV-14

6:11 PM

Horrible Bosses (DVS)

Management candidate Nick has been logging 12-hour days and eating everything his twisted supervisor Harken dishes out, toward the promise of a well-earned promotion. But now he knows that's never going to happen. Meanwhile, dental assistant Dale has been struggling to maintain his self-respect against the relentless X-rated advances of Dr. Julia Harris, when she suddenly turns up the heat. And accountant Kurt has just learned that his company's corrupt new owner, Pellit, is not only bent on ruining his career but plans to funnel toxic waste into an unsuspecting population. What can you do when your boss is a psycho, a man-eater or a total tool? Quitting is not an option. These monsters must be stopped. So, on the strength of a few-too-many drinks and some dubious advice from a hustling ex-con whose street cred is priced on a sliding scale, the guys devise a convoluted but foolproof plan to rid the world of their respective employers permanently. But even the best-laid plans are only as good as the brains behind them.

TV-14

7:11 PM

Replacements, The (DVS)

Shane "Footsteps" Falco is a disillusioned football player who believes his dreams have all but dissipated. Once a red-hot All American prospect, Shane now regrets ever believing that the NFL would draft him. However, fate takes a strange twist for Shane when during the 1997 NFL season, a player's strike leaves the fields (and stadiums) empty, leaving team owners scrambling to fill uniforms as fast as possible. When the Washington Sentinels bring back the contentious and self-retired head coach Jimmy McGinty to seek out players who will play with their hearts rather than their wallets, he picks Shane to lead his mismatched crew of outsiders through the strike. To everyone's surprise, the ragtag team goes on an unprecedented winning streak as they discover in themselves the ability to hope for more than they ever thought possible maybe even the playoffs, which has been denied to the Sentinels for seven years.

TV-14

9:11 PM

Horrible Bosses (DVS)

Management candidate Nick has been logging 12-hour days and eating everything his twisted supervisor Harken dishes out, toward the promise of a well-earned promotion. But now he knows that's never going to happen. Meanwhile, dental assistant Dale has been struggling to maintain his self-respect against the relentless X-rated advances of Dr. Julia Harris, when she suddenly turns up the heat. And accountant Kurt has just learned that his company's corrupt new owner, Pellit, is not only bent on ruining his career but plans to funnel toxic waste into an unsuspecting population. What can you do when your boss is a psycho, a man-eater or a total tool? Quitting is not an option. These monsters must be stopped. So, on the strength of a few-too-many drinks and some dubious advice from a hustling ex-con whose street cred is priced on a sliding scale, the guys devise a convoluted but foolproof plan to rid the world of their respective employers permanently. But even the best-laid plans are only as good as the brains behind them.

TV-14

11:11 PM

Guardians of the Galaxy 2 (DVS)

TV-14

Monday, Nov 18
12:11 AM

Hangover, The (DVS)

Two days before his wedding, Doug and his three buddies drive to Vegas for a blow-out night they'll never forget. But when the three groomsmen wake up the next morning with pounding headaches, they can't remember a thing. Their posh hotel suite is beyond trashed and the groom is nowhere to be found. With no clue of what happened and little time to spare, the trio must attempt to retrace their bad decisions from the night before in order to figure out where things went wrong and hopefully get Doug back to L.A. in time for his wedding. However, the more they begin to uncover, the more they realize just how much trouble they're really in.

TV-14

2:11 AM

Tangerine Factor, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny's break-up spurs Leonard to summon the courage to ask her out, and each goes to Sheldon for advice on their upcoming date.

TV-PG

3:11 AM

Codpiece Topology, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Seeing Penny with another guy sends Leonard back to Leslie Winkle much to Sheldon's dismay.

TV-14

4:11 AM

Dumb & Dumber (DVS)

Best friends Lloyd and Harry are a pair of dim-witted pals on a cross country road trip to Aspen to return a briefcase full of cash to its rightful owner, Mary Swanson, a beautiful woman who ends up being Lloyd's dream girl. Little does Lloyd know that Mary is in Aspen trying to find her kidnapped husband. Soon, the two get mixed up in the crime, and their wacky exploits are leading the FBI straight to the crooks.

TV-14

5:11 AM

Tangerine Factor, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny's break-up spurs Leonard to summon the courage to ask her out, and each goes to Sheldon for advice on their upcoming date.

TV-PG

6:11 AM

Codpiece Topology, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Seeing Penny with another guy sends Leonard back to Leslie Winkle much to Sheldon's dismay.

TV-14

7:11 AM

Dumb & Dumber (DVS)

Best friends Lloyd and Harry are a pair of dim-witted pals on a cross country road trip to Aspen to return a briefcase full of cash to its rightful owner, Mary Swanson, a beautiful woman who ends up being Lloyd's dream girl. Little does Lloyd know that Mary is in Aspen trying to find her kidnapped husband. Soon, the two get mixed up in the crime, and their wacky exploits are leading the FBI straight to the crooks.

TV-14

8:11 AM

Keanu (DVS)

Recently dumped by his girlfriend, slacker Rell finds some happiness when a cute kitten winds up on his doorstep. After a heartless thief steals the cat, Rell recruits his cousin Clarence to help him retrieve it. They soon learn that a thug named Cheddar has the animal, and he'll only give it back if the two men agree to work for him. Armed with guns and a gangster attitude, it doesn't take long for the hapless duo to land in big trouble.

TV-14

9:11 AM

Replacements, The (DVS)

Shane "Footsteps" Falco is a disillusioned football player who believes his dreams have all but dissipated. Once a red-hot All American prospect, Shane now regrets ever believing that the NFL would draft him. However, fate takes a strange twist for Shane when during the 1997 NFL season, a player's strike leaves the fields (and stadiums) empty, leaving team owners scrambling to fill uniforms as fast as possible. When the Washington Sentinels bring back the contentious and self-retired head coach Jimmy McGinty to seek out players who will play with their hearts rather than their wallets, he picks Shane to lead his mismatched crew of outsiders through the strike. To everyone's surprise, the ragtag team goes on an unprecedented winning streak as they discover in themselves the ability to hope for more than they ever thought possible maybe even the playoffs, which has been denied to the Sentinels for seven years.

TV-14

11:11 AM

Keanu (DVS)

Recently dumped by his girlfriend, slacker Rell finds some happiness when a cute kitten winds up on his doorstep. After a heartless thief steals the cat, Rell recruits his cousin Clarence to help him retrieve it. They soon learn that a thug named Cheddar has the animal, and he'll only give it back if the two men agree to work for him. Armed with guns and a gangster attitude, it doesn't take long for the hapless duo to land in big trouble.

TV-14

5:11 PM

One Where the Nana Dies Twice, The (DVS)

Friends

When Ross and Monica's grandmother dies, the whole gang attends the funeral service. Chandler questions his sexual persona when a co-worker wants to arrange a date for him with another guy.

TV-14

6:11 PM

One with the Dozen Lasagnas, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel's Italian boyfriend tries to seduce Phoebe. Rachel accidentally reveals a secret to Ross. Monica's aunt refuses to take the lasagnas she ordered from Monica.

TV-PG

7:11 PM

One with the Stoned Guy, The (DVS)

Friends

A restaurant owner interviews Monica for a chef's position. Ross asks Joey how to talk dirty to women.

TV-14

8:11 PM

One with Two Parts Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel and Monica squabble over two handsome doctors. Ross ponders his impending fatherhood with his own father.

TV-PG

9:11 PM

News Glance with Genevieve Vavance (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley wants to save the world through investigative journalism so she becomes an intern for a local news reporter. The reporter turns out to be Roger, who gets ratings through sensationalized stories.

TV-14

10:11 PM

Boy Named Michael, A (DVS)

American Dad

Greg and Terry decide to adopt a ten-year-old Russian boy named Michael. At a party celebrating the decision, Roger is jealous of Greg and Terry's fabulous lifestyle of culture and sophistication. Roger rejects the Smith family as trashy and impersonates Michael, successfully integrating into his new home.

TV-14

11:11 PM

Wag the Hog (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Bob's longtime friend, Critter, finds himself in jail for unpaid parking tickets, the Belchers decide to do what they can to help him out. Meanwhile, Linda takes on a babysitting job that becomes more work than she signed up for.

TV-PG

Tuesday, Nov 19
12:11 AM

Pro Tiki/Con Tiki (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Bob's friend, Warren, comes to town, he makes an offer to invest in the restaurant. Bob is thrilled it finally could get a much-needed makeover until he learns Warren has some strong interior design choices in mind. Meanwhile, Warren's visit means one of the kids must give up their bedroom.

TV-PG

1:11 AM

Fresh Heir (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter breaks his promise to take Chris on a fishing trip, leaving Chris feeling rejected. Lois suggests he spend more time with Carter, who has a broken leg and needs someone to take care of him.

TV-14

2:11 AM

Herpe the Love Sore (DVS)

Family Guy

Stewie is fascinated by the blood oath in The Outlaw Josey Wales and begs Brian to perform the same ritual with him. After some nagging, Brian finally relents. They cut their palms and firmly shake hands, thus becoming blood brothers. The next morning, Stewie wakes up to find his lip has broken out with herpes sores.

TV-14

3:11 AM

Baby Got Black (DVS)

Family Guy

Chris hits it off with Pam, a black girl from school who happens to be Jerome's daughter. Jerome doesn't approve because he thinks Chris is just interested in sex.

TV-14

4:11 AM

He's Bla-ack! (DVS)

Family Guy

With the Brown family moving back to Quahog, it looks like the old gang is reunited. But Peter's friendship with Cleveland is quickly put on hold when Donna and Lois butt heads over different parenting styles, and forbid them to see each other.

TV-14

5:11 AM

Simpsons Guy (DVS)

Family Guy

The Griffin's are forced to flee their hometown of Quahog after Peter's offensive newspaper comics spark uproar amongst the local townspeople. Driving through the night, the Griffin's arrive in a small suburban town called "Springfield".

TV-14

6:11 AM

Hamerican Dad! (DVS)

American Dad

Stan, reluctantly invites Roger into his ham club. Francine decides to scare Greg.

TV-14

7:11 AM

Scofflaw, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

A friend fakes illness to get Jerry's sympathy. Kramer obstructs justice.

TV-PG

11:11 AM

Stakeout, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Charles and Jake's relationship is impacted during an eight-day stakeout in close quarters; Rosa takes notice of Capt. Holt's nephew.

TV-14

12:11 PM

And the Very Christmas Thanksgiving (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

It's Caroline's first broke holiday season and, to earn extra money, she and Max apply to work as elves at a department store's Santaland.

TV-14

4:11 PM

Doorman, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

A doorman tries to cause trouble for Jerry. Kramer develops a male undergarment.

TV-PG

5:11 PM

Doodle, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Fleas force Jerry and his parents out of his apartment.

TV-PG

6:11 PM

One Where the Monkey Gets Away, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel accidentally lets Ross' pet monkey escape, and the friends form a search party. Rachel learns that her former best friend is engaged to marry Rachel's former fiance.

TV-PG

7:11 PM

One with the Fake Monica, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica meets a woman who helps her live out her fantasies. Ross' pet monkey becomes sexually mature and makes everyone crazy.

TV-PG

8:11 PM

One with the Birth, The (DVS)

Friends

When Carol gives birth, Ross and Susan almost miss the event. Joey befriends an unmarried pregnant woman.

TV-PG

9:11 PM

One with Ross's New Girlfriend, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel gets an unpleasant surprise when Ross returns home. Phoebe has varied success cutting the friends' hair.

TV-14

10:11 PM

One Where Heckles Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

The downstairs neighbor dies and bequeaths his strange possessions to Monica and Rachel.

TV-PG

11:11 PM

Blagsnarst: A Love Story (DVS)

American Dad

Roger has been acting incredibly needy and clingy with the family. He senses something in the air that is affecting his behavior but he can't tell where its coming from. Roger leads Francine to a forest where they find a crashed alien ship, with the alien still alive.

TV-14

Wednesday, Nov 20
12:11 AM

CIAPOW (DVS)

American Dad

When Bullock sends a drone to do the job Stan and his colleagues are supposed to do, Stan is determined to prove that humans are better than robots. Meanwhile, Francine and the rest of the family participate in a slow motion race in the living room.

TV-14

1:11 AM

Stewie Loves Lois (DVS)

Family Guy

Lois gets sick of Stewie's newfound affection; Peter has a prostate exam.

TV-14

2:11 AM

Hell Comes to Quahog (DVS)

Family Guy

Brian and Stewie try to save the town when corporate giant Superstore puts all the local shops out of business.

TV-14

3:11 AM

Locomotion Reverberation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

With Sheldon hindering progress on the guidance-system project, Leonard and Stuart figure the only way they can get back on track is to engineer a distraction by getting him tickets to a historic railroad. Penny and Amy spirit away new-mommy Bernadette for a girls' night out, leaving baby Halley in the hands of Raj and Stuart.

TV-PG

4:11 AM

Comic-Con Conundrum, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Without financial backing from his father, Raj finds himself in a cash crunch and turns to Sheldon to help him get his head above water. Meanwhile, Penny considers crashing the guys' annual Comic-Con getaway.

TV-PG

5:11 AM

Collaboration Fluctuation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Raj moves in with Leonard and Penny and a period of adjustment begins for the three, while usually self-centered Sheldon shows surprising interest in Amy's work.

TV-PG

12:11 PM

And the Secret Ingredient (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

In the midst of her new obsession with couponing, Caroline discovers the secret ingredient to Max's cupcakes.

TV-14

4:11 PM

Diplomat's Club, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Kramer woos a rich Texan in hopes she will finance his women's fashion line.

TV-PG

5:11 PM

Face Painter, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine's boyfriend's behavior at a hockey game appalls her and Jerry.

TV-PG

6:11 PM

One with the Baby on the Bus, The (DVS)

Friends

Matt and Chandler try to attract women with baby Ben. Phoebe gets terminated from her singing job and replaced by a professional, Stephanie.

TV-PG

7:11 PM

One Where Joey Moves Out, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's parents find out about her middle-aged boyfriend. Chandler and Joey argue and it could mean the end of their living arrangement.

TV-PG

8:11 PM

One After the Super Bowl Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross searches for his former pet monkey. Joey dates an obsessed fan.

TV-PG

9:11 PM

One with the Prom Video, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's old home video shows Ross' true feelings for Rachel. Joey gives a gaudy gift to Chandler.

TV-PG

10:11 PM

One Where Joey Moves Out, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's parents find out about her middle-aged boyfriend. Chandler and Joey argue and it could mean the end of their living arrangement.

TV-PG

11:11 PM

Big Stan on Campus (DVS)

American Dad

When the CIA is forced to make cutbacks and go on furlough, Stan volunteers to take a position as a College Campus Security Guard. Meanwhile, Roger opens a bed and breakfast in order to boost the family's income.

TV-14

Thursday, Nov 21
12:11 AM

LGBSteve (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley is dying to be on a roller derby team, but they will only let her play if her "sister" Steve will play too. Meanwhile, a magical carpenter visits Stan and Francine and Roger runs the roller rink.

TV-14

1:11 AM

Whistle While Your Wife Works (DVS)

Family Guy

When Peter's boss (Carrie Fisher) tells him he needs to pick up the pace, Lois goes to the brewery to help him.

TV-14

2:11 AM

Chick Cancer (DVS)

Family Guy

Stewie marries his old friend Olivia; Lois introduces Peter to chick flicks.

TV-14

3:11 AM

Secret Admiral-Irer (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Tina's ideas of love and romance are tested when she volunteers at a nursing home to earn her next Thunder Girls badge. Meanwhile, Bob makes new friends who cause him to make some questionable choices.

TV-PG

4:11 AM

Griffin Equivalency, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Full of confidence following being named one of People's 30 to Watch Under 30, Raj hits on Penny and becomes impossibly arrogant.

TV-14

5:11 AM

Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and his friends are mystified when a younger undergraduate student is attracted to him.

TV-14

9:11 AM

And the Broken Hearts (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

It's Valentine's Day and Max shows her softer side when Earl has a heart attack and ends up in the hospital after seeing Sophie all dressed up. Meanwhile, Caroline attempts to rekindle an old flame of hers.

TV-14

10:11 AM

And the One Night Stands (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max joins Caroline on a trip to visit her father in prison.

TV-14

11:11 AM

And the Drug Money (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

In an effort to raise money to help Caroline's father, Max convinces Caroline to partake in a clinical drug trial.

TV-14

12:11 PM

And the Big Buttercream Breakthrough (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max's babysitting gig with Peach is in peril if the cupcakes she and Caroline deliver to Peach's socialite friend aren't perfect.

TV-14

4:11 PM

Highlights of a Hundred Part 2 (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld presents highlights from the series' first 100 episodes.

TV-PG

5:11 PM

Postponement, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Feeling overwhelmed, George wants to postpone marrying Susan.

TV-PG

6:11 PM

One Where Eddie Won't Go, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler wants his annoying new roommate to move out. Joey's exorbitant bills come due. The women learn from a book about personal empowerment.

TV-PG

7:11 PM

One with the Bullies, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler and Joey are scared of two bullies. Phoebe meets her long-lost family members.

TV-PG

8:11 PM

One with the Chicken Pox, The (DVS)

Friends

When Phoebe catches chicken pox, her chances for romance with a former lover are almost ruined. Monica worries that she is too strange for Richard.

TV-PG

9:11 PM

One with the Princess Leia Fantasy, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' secret fantasy doesn't stay secret for long after he confides in Rachel. Chandler resumes an old relationship.

TV-PG

10:11 PM

One with the Jam, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica wants to have a baby. A man is stalking Phoebe.

TV-PG

11:11 PM

My Affair Lady (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley gets a job and starts to fall for a co-worker. Meanwhile, Stan chauffers Steve and Francine to a Mother-Son dance. Hayley is broke and gets an office job where she meets a cute co-worker named Ax. Klaus and Roger encourage her to have sex with Ax on an office retreat. Hayley is all for it until she finds out Ax is a married man. Hayley backs out when she sees he has a tattoo of Roger. Back at home, Stan steals Francine from Steve at the school dance and tries to make it up to him by letting them dance at home.

TV-14

Friday, Nov 22
12:11 AM

Manhattan Magical Murder Mystery Tour (DVS)

American Dad

Francine is up for an award for her lonely housewife novel, so the family heads to New York for the ceremony. Meanwhile, Stan and Hayley hang out with actor Robert Wuhl, and Steve and Roger recreate their Wheels and the Legman personas.

TV-14

1:11 AM

Road to Rupert (DVS)

Family Guy

Brian accidentally sells Stewie's beloved teddy bear, Rupert; Meg must drive Peter around after he loses his license.

TV-14

2:11 AM

Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter beats up a bully who harasses Chris; Stewie obsesses over getting a tan then fears he has cancer after spending too much time in a tanning booth.

TV-14

3:11 AM

Flu-Ouise (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When the youngest Belcher comes down with an epic case of the flu, Linda has a mishap as she tries to deliver Louise's favorite toy to her daughter's bedside. After Louise vows that she will never forgive her family for their mistake, she falls into a wild fever dream filled with familiar faces, zany musical numbers and a crazy adventure.

TV-PG

4:11 AM

White Asparagus Triangulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon is overexuberant that Leonard finally has a girlfriend matching his high standards.

TV-PG

5:11 AM

Bath Item Gift Hypothesis, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon irks the gangs with his obsession with proper Christmas gift protocol. Leonard's crushed when Penny dates a colleague of his.

TV-PG

6:11 AM

Friendship Algorithim, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Looking to get friendly with Barry Kripke to gain access to a piece of high-tech lab equipment, Sheldon develops a flowchart process to make friends.

TV-14

7:11 AM

Label Maker, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and Elaine are suspicious of a friend's gifts.

TV-PG

9:11 AM

Windbreaker City (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

A heartbroken Jake's spirits are lifted when the squad gets invited to a terrorist-training simulation; Gina gives Holt a psychological exam; Amy and Rosa vie for a day off.

TV-14

10:11 AM

Boyle-Linetti Wedding, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

The whole squad is given a job to do for the wedding ceremony for Gina and Charles' parents, but a criminal distracts Amy and Jake.

TV-14

11:11 AM

And the Childhood Not Included (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline accidentally loses one of Han's expensive fish while cleaning the tank, so Max considers selling a sentimental gift from her mother in order to replace the fish.

TV-14

12:11 PM

And the Hidden Stash (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max joins Caroline on her visit to a white-collar prison to see her father, Martin Channing, and he encourages them to purchase a particular keepsake at the Channing estate auction.

TV-14

4:11 PM

Wink, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

An uncontrollable wink creates problems for George and Kramer.

TV-PG

5:11 PM

Soup Nazi, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry's favorite soup vendor won't serve his new girlfriend.

TV-PG

6:11 PM

One with the Flashback, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends recall secrets from their pasts.

TV-PG

7:11 PM

One with the Giant Poking Device, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler and Janice make a difficult decision about their relationship. Monica accidentally injures Ben and tries to hide it from Ross.

TV-PG

8:11 PM

One with All the Jealousy, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross overreacts when Rachel starts working with a handsome guy. Monica becomes enamored with a sexy busboy.

TV-PG

9:11 PM

One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's ex-singing partner wants to make Phoebe's signature song, Smelly Cat, a commercial success. Chandler dates a woman with a handicap.

TV-PG

10:11 PM

One the Morning After Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross wakes up with Chloe but an oblivious Rachel wants to resume their relationship.

TV-PG

11:11 PM

Holy S***, Jeff's Back! (DVS)

American Dad

Jeff returns from space. Or does he? Meanwhile, Steve watches after Snot's hamster.

TV-14

Saturday, Nov 23
12:11 AM

Seizures Suit Stanny (DVS)

American Dad

When Stan lies about his texting and driving accident, he takes a seizure medication and suffers from the side effects. Meanwhile, Roger helps Steve with his performance anxiety.

TV-14

1:11 AM

Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey (DVS)

Family Guy

After Peter helps Bill Clinton fix a flat tire, they become friends; Lois and Stewie try to potty train Brian.

TV-14

2:11 AM

Boys Do Cry (DVS)

Family Guy

When their church thinks Stewie is possessed by the devil, the family goes on the run and ends up in Texas.

TV-14

3:11 AM

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (DVS)

Celebrity photographer Connor Mead loves freedom, fun and women - in that order. A committed bachelor with a no-strings policy, he thinks nothing of breaking up with multiple women on a conference call while prepping his next date. Connor's brother Paul is more the romantic type. In fact, he's about to be married. Unfortunately, on the eve of the big event, Connor's mockery of romance proves a real buzz-kill for Paul, the wedding party and a houseful of well wishers - including Connor's childhood friend Jenny, the one woman in his life who has always seemed immune to his considerable charm. Just when it looks like Connor may single-handedly ruin the wedding, he gets a wake-up call from the ghost of his late Uncle Wayne, the hard-partying, legendary ladies man upon whose exploits Connor has modeled his lifestyle. Uncle Wayne has an urgent message for his protege, which he delivers through the ghosts of Connor's jilted girlfriends - past, present and future - who take him on a revealing and hilarious odyssey through a lifetime of failed relationships. Together, they will discover what turned Connor into such a shameless player and whether he has a second chance to find - and this time, keep - the love of his life.

TV-14

4:11 AM

Beauty and the Beast (DVS)

TV-PG

5:11 AM

This Is 40 (DVS)

Pete and Debbie are approaching a milestone meltdown. After years of marriage, Pete lives in a house of all females: wife Debbie and their two daughters, 8-year-old Charlotte and 13-year-old Sadie. As he struggles to keep his record label afloat, he and Debbie must figure out how to forgive, forget and enjoy the rest of their lives before they kill each other.

TV-14

6:11 AM

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (DVS)

Celebrity photographer Connor Mead loves freedom, fun and women - in that order. A committed bachelor with a no-strings policy, he thinks nothing of breaking up with multiple women on a conference call while prepping his next date. Connor's brother Paul is more the romantic type. In fact, he's about to be married. Unfortunately, on the eve of the big event, Connor's mockery of romance proves a real buzz-kill for Paul, the wedding party and a houseful of well wishers - including Connor's childhood friend Jenny, the one woman in his life who has always seemed immune to his considerable charm. Just when it looks like Connor may single-handedly ruin the wedding, he gets a wake-up call from the ghost of his late Uncle Wayne, the hard-partying, legendary ladies man upon whose exploits Connor has modeled his lifestyle. Uncle Wayne has an urgent message for his protege, which he delivers through the ghosts of Connor's jilted girlfriends - past, present and future - who take him on a revealing and hilarious odyssey through a lifetime of failed relationships. Together, they will discover what turned Connor into such a shameless player and whether he has a second chance to find - and this time, keep - the love of his life.

TV-14

8:11 AM

This Is 40 (DVS)

Pete and Debbie are approaching a milestone meltdown. After years of marriage, Pete lives in a house of all females: wife Debbie and their two daughters, 8-year-old Charlotte and 13-year-old Sadie. As he struggles to keep his record label afloat, he and Debbie must figure out how to forgive, forget and enjoy the rest of their lives before they kill each other.

TV-14

10:11 AM

(Christmas) 23rd, The (DVS)

New Girl

The gang attends Schmidt's holiday office party, and Jess frets when she receives an expensive gift from Paul.

TV-14

1:11 PM

(Christmas) 23rd, The (DVS)

New Girl

The gang attends Schmidt's holiday office party, and Jess frets when she receives an expensive gift from Paul.

TV-14

4:11 PM

One with the Hypnosis Tape, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe is distraught when her brother wants to marry a woman twice his age. While working as a waitress, Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. A hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman.

TV-PG

5:11 PM

One with the Dollhouse, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel. Monica inherits a dollhouse.

TV-14

6:11 PM

Bedtime Stories (DVS)

Hotel handyman Skeeter Bronson's life is changed forever when the bedtime stories he tells his niece and nephew start to mysteriously come true. When he tries to help his family by telling one outlandish tale after another, it's the kids' unexpected contributions that turn all of their lives upside down.

TV-PG

7:11 PM

Cinderella (DVS)

After her father unexpectedly dies, young Ella finds herself at the mercy of her cruel stepmother and stepsisters, who reduce her to scullery maid. Despite her circumstances, she refuses to despair. An invitation to a palace ball gives Ella hope that she might reunite with the dashing stranger she met in the woods, but her stepmother prevents her from going. Help arrives in the form of a kindly beggar woman who has a magic touch for ordinary things.

TV-PG

8:11 PM

Alice Through the Looking Glass (DVS)

Nineteen-year-old Alice returns to the whimsical world she first encountered as a young girl, reuniting with her childhood friends: the White Rabbit, Tweedledee and Tweedledum, the Dormouse, the Caterpillar, the Cheshire Cat, and of course, the Mad Hatter. Alice embarks on a fantastical journey to find her true destiny and end the Red Queen's reign of terror.

TV-PG

9:11 PM

Beauty and the Beast (DVS)

TV-PG

10:11 PM

Cinderella (DVS)

After her father unexpectedly dies, young Ella finds herself at the mercy of her cruel stepmother and stepsisters, who reduce her to scullery maid. Despite her circumstances, she refuses to despair. An invitation to a palace ball gives Ella hope that she might reunite with the dashing stranger she met in the woods, but her stepmother prevents her from going. Help arrives in the form of a kindly beggar woman who has a magic touch for ordinary things.

TV-PG

Sunday, Nov 24
12:11 AM

Elf's Story: The Elf on the Shelf, An (DVS)

Chippy is assigned to a family that includes a boy who is questioning the magic of Christmas. When Chippy finds the assignment a bit challenging, his good friends, Santa, and an unexpected child help him remember why his job is important!

TV-G

1:11 AM

Elf's Story: The Elf on the Shelf, An (DVS)

Chippy is assigned to a family that includes a boy who is questioning the magic of Christmas. When Chippy finds the assignment a bit challenging, his good friends, Santa, and an unexpected child help him remember why his job is important!

TV-G

2:11 AM

Maternal Capacitance, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A visit from Leonard's mother ends up bringing him and Penny closer.

TV-PG

3:11 AM

Elf's Story: The Elf on the Shelf, An (DVS)

Chippy is assigned to a family that includes a boy who is questioning the magic of Christmas. When Chippy finds the assignment a bit challenging, his good friends, Santa, and an unexpected child help him remember why his job is important!

TV-G

4:11 AM

Elf's Story: The Elf on the Shelf, An (DVS)

Chippy is assigned to a family that includes a boy who is questioning the magic of Christmas. When Chippy finds the assignment a bit challenging, his good friends, Santa, and an unexpected child help him remember why his job is important!

TV-G

5:11 AM

Maternal Capacitance, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A visit from Leonard's mother ends up bringing him and Penny closer.

TV-PG

6:11 AM

Terminator Decoupling, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The gang is thrilled when they see Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles' Summer Glau is also aboard their train to San Francisco for a scientific symposium. Meanwhile, Sheldon frets over having forgotten a paper he wants to present to George Smoot.

TV-PG

11:11 AM

Bob Fires the Kids (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Bob worries he's depriving his children of their summer vacation by making them work at the restaurant so he fires them. However, the kids become so bored with their newfound freedom they secretly get hired by a pair of married hippie farmers, who hire the Belcher kids as weed pickers. Meanwhile, Bob hires Mickey the bank robber to help out at the restaurant but soon regrets his decision.

TV-14

12:11 PM

And the Cupcake War (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline put their baking skills to the test when they audition to be contestants on the hit cooking show Cupcake Wars.

TV-14

2:11 PM

Bob Fires the Kids (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Bob worries he's depriving his children of their summer vacation by making them work at the restaurant so he fires them. However, the kids become so bored with their newfound freedom they secretly get hired by a pair of married hippie farmers, who hire the Belcher kids as weed pickers. Meanwhile, Bob hires Mickey the bank robber to help out at the restaurant but soon regrets his decision.

TV-14

3:11 PM

Sweet Home Alabama (DVS)

New York fashion designer Melanie Carmichael suddenly finds herself engaged to the city's most eligible bachelor. But Melanie's past holds many secrets, including Jake, the redneck husband she married in high school, who refuses to divorce her. Bound and determined to end their contentious relationship once and for all, Melanie sneaks back home to Alabama to confront her past, only to discover that you can take the girl out of the South, but you can never take the South out of the girl.

TV-14

4:11 PM

Ex Machtina (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Tina hurts her ankle, she is left with no choice but to telecommute to school. After enrolling in a program that allows her to send a robot version of herself to class, Tina finds herself having an unexpected breakthrough with Jimmy Jr. Will technology be the thing that finally unites Tina with her biggest crush of all time?

TV-PG

5:11 PM

Cinderella (DVS)

After her father unexpectedly dies, young Ella finds herself at the mercy of her cruel stepmother and stepsisters, who reduce her to scullery maid. Despite her circumstances, she refuses to despair. An invitation to a palace ball gives Ella hope that she might reunite with the dashing stranger she met in the woods, but her stepmother prevents her from going. Help arrives in the form of a kindly beggar woman who has a magic touch for ordinary things.

TV-PG

6:11 PM

Sweet Home Alabama (DVS)

New York fashion designer Melanie Carmichael suddenly finds herself engaged to the city's most eligible bachelor. But Melanie's past holds many secrets, including Jake, the redneck husband she married in high school, who refuses to divorce her. Bound and determined to end their contentious relationship once and for all, Melanie sneaks back home to Alabama to confront her past, only to discover that you can take the girl out of the South, but you can never take the South out of the girl.

TV-14

8:11 PM

Cinderella (DVS)

After her father unexpectedly dies, young Ella finds herself at the mercy of her cruel stepmother and stepsisters, who reduce her to scullery maid. Despite her circumstances, she refuses to despair. An invitation to a palace ball gives Ella hope that she might reunite with the dashing stranger she met in the woods, but her stepmother prevents her from going. Help arrives in the form of a kindly beggar woman who has a magic touch for ordinary things.

TV-PG

10:11 PM

Shrek 2 (DVS)

After battling a fire-breathing dragon and the evil Lord Farquaad to win the hand of Princess Fiona, Shrek now faces his greatest challenge: the in-laws. Shrek and Princess Fiona return from their honeymoon to find an invitation to visit Fiona's parents, the King and Queen of the Kingdom of Far, Far Away. With Donkey along for the ride, the newlyweds set off. All of the citizens of Far, Far Away turn out to greet their returning Princess, and her parents happily anticipate the homecoming of their daughter and her new Prince. But no one could have prepared them for the sight of their new son-in-law, not to mention how much their little girl had changed. Little did Shrek and Fiona know that their marriage had foiled all of her father's plans for her future--and his own. Now the King must enlist the help of a powerful Fairy Godmother, the handsome Prince Charming and that famed ogre killer Puss In Boots to put right his version of happily ever after.

TV-PG

11:11 PM

Shrek the Third (DVS)

Being king isn't for everyone--especially if you're a prickly ogre who smells like the shallow end of a swamp. When Shrek married Fiona, the last thing he wanted was to rule Far Far Away, but when his frogger-in-law, King Harold, suddenly croaks, Shrek is quickly fitted for the crown. Now, unless the reluctant would-be king can find a suitable replacement, he'll be royally screwed for the rest of his days. As if Shrek didn't have enough on his plate, Princess Fiona has another little surprise on the way. With his head spinning and his belly in knots, Shrek sets off on a quest to find the only other possible heir to the throne, Fiona's long-lost cousin Artie, an underachieving medieval high schooler. While the ogre is away, his old nemesis Prince Charming rears his handsome head and returns to the kingdom of Far Far Away with redemption on his shallow little mind. Even with Donkey and the ever-so-suave Puss-in-Boots by their side, it's going to take an ogre-sized effort--and a whole lot of help from Fiona and her band of princesses--for Shrek and Artie to save the day and find their own "Happily Ever After."

TV-PG

Monday, Nov 25
12:11 AM

Christmas Story, A (DVS)

Youngster Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder air rifle. Frequently at odds with his cranky dad but comforted by his doting mother, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and his hopes intact.

TV-PG

1:11 AM

Shrek 2 (DVS)

After battling a fire-breathing dragon and the evil Lord Farquaad to win the hand of Princess Fiona, Shrek now faces his greatest challenge: the in-laws. Shrek and Princess Fiona return from their honeymoon to find an invitation to visit Fiona's parents, the King and Queen of the Kingdom of Far, Far Away. With Donkey along for the ride, the newlyweds set off. All of the citizens of Far, Far Away turn out to greet their returning Princess, and her parents happily anticipate the homecoming of their daughter and her new Prince. But no one could have prepared them for the sight of their new son-in-law, not to mention how much their little girl had changed. Little did Shrek and Fiona know that their marriage had foiled all of her father's plans for her future--and his own. Now the King must enlist the help of a powerful Fairy Godmother, the handsome Prince Charming and that famed ogre killer Puss In Boots to put right his version of happily ever after.

TV-PG

2:11 AM

Dead Hooker Juxtaposition, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny feels threatened when another sexy woman moves into the apartment building and angered when she senses the guys are being taken advantage of.

TV-14

3:11 AM

Vegas Renormalization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard and Raj take Wolowitz to Las Vegas to help him get over his break-up with Leslie. Sheldon, home alone and looking forward to it, locks himself out and has only one other place to stay, Penny's.

TV-14

4:11 AM

Christmas Story, A (DVS)

Youngster Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder air rifle. Frequently at odds with his cranky dad but comforted by his doting mother, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and his hopes intact.

TV-PG

5:11 AM

Dead Hooker Juxtaposition, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny feels threatened when another sexy woman moves into the apartment building and angered when she senses the guys are being taken advantage of.

TV-14

6:11 AM

Vegas Renormalization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard and Raj take Wolowitz to Las Vegas to help him get over his break-up with Leslie. Sheldon, home alone and looking forward to it, locks himself out and has only one other place to stay, Penny's.

TV-14

7:11 AM

Christmas Story, A (DVS)

Youngster Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder air rifle. Frequently at odds with his cranky dad but comforted by his doting mother, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and his hopes intact.

TV-PG

8:11 AM

Sweet Home Alabama (DVS)

New York fashion designer Melanie Carmichael suddenly finds herself engaged to the city's most eligible bachelor. But Melanie's past holds many secrets, including Jake, the redneck husband she married in high school, who refuses to divorce her. Bound and determined to end their contentious relationship once and for all, Melanie sneaks back home to Alabama to confront her past, only to discover that you can take the girl out of the South, but you can never take the South out of the girl.

TV-14

9:11 AM

My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 (DVS)

Parenting and marriage is becoming tougher and tougher for Toula and her husband Ian. Not only has their relationship lost some of its spark, but they're also dealing with a rebellious teenage daughter who clashes with Greek traditions. On top of that, Toula must contend with aging parents and the endless needs of cousins and friends. When a shocking family secret comes to light, the entire Portokalos clan makes plans to come together for an even bigger wedding than before.

TV-14

4:11 PM

Pool Guy, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

The pool man at Jerry's health club wants to be his best friend.

TV-PG

5:11 PM

One with the Ultimate Fighting Champion, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's boyfriend cannot stop fighting. Chandler's boss is overly friendly.

TV-PG

6:11 PM

One with the Jellyfish, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross loves dating Rachel again but hates what he did to accomplish the reconciliation. Phoebe gets to know her mother.

TV-PG

7:11 PM

One with the Cuffs, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica tries to prove her mother wrong. Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss.

TV-14

8:11 PM

One with Joey's New Girlfriend, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey thinks Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend--but the truth could be even more upsetting. Ross and Rachel try to make each other jealous.

TV-14

9:11 PM

Life Aquatic with Steve Smith, The (DVS)

American Dad

Steve joins the high school water polo team in order to get girls. Meanwhile, Roger and Stan get a boat.

TV-14

10:11 PM

N.S.A. (No Snoops Allowed) (DVS)

American Dad

Steve goes to work with Stan and discovers the N.S.A. Hayley decides to let go of being a vegetarian and eat meat for one day.

TV-14

11:11 PM

Few 'gurt Men, A (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Louise is put in a sticky situation when she must defend one of her biggest foes at Wagstaff during a mock trial. Meanwhile, after they're both taken in by a food scammer, Bob teams up with Jimmy Pesto to exact their revenge.

TV-PG

Tuesday, Nov 26
12:11 AM

Grand Mama-Pest Hotel, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Linda jumps at the chance to chaperone Tina's weekend away at a heroine conference, but Tina's new friend could put Linda's perfect weekend in jeopardy. Meanwhile, the younger Belchers have plans for their weekend alone with Bob. What could possibly go wrong?

TV-PG

1:11 AM

Book of Joe (DVS)

Family Guy

With Peter's urging, Joe publishes his first children's book; but his lack of stage presence prompts Joe's publisher to ask Peter to become the face of the book.

TV-14

2:11 AM

Brian the Closer (DVS)

Family Guy

A fight over a chew-rope with Peter leaves Brian toothless and disfigured. But after a visit with Quagmire's dentist, Brian puts his new "toothy" smile to the test, as a real estate agent.

TV-14

3:11 AM

Pride Before the Fail (DVS)

American Dad

Roger tries to force Hayley into graduating from community college so he can move into her room. Klaus repairs Francine's car.

TV-14

4:11 AM

Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter and Lois receive a note from Principal Shepherd pinned to Chris' backpack. During their meeting they learn that if Chris doesn't pass his upcoming history exam he will have to repeat the 9th grade.

TV-14

5:11 AM

Conan (DVS)

The biggest celebrities, the craziest sketches and Andy Richter to boot? Yes, some would say Conan O'Brien's talk show has everything a late night viewer could want.

TV-14

6:11 AM

Pride Before the Fail (DVS)

American Dad

Roger tries to force Hayley into graduating from community college so he can move into her room. Klaus repairs Francine's car.

TV-14

8:11 AM

Conan (DVS)

The biggest celebrities, the craziest sketches and Andy Richter to boot? Yes, some would say Conan O'Brien's talk show has everything a late night viewer could want.

TV-14

11:11 AM

And the Temporary Distraction (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When the girls take office temp jobs, Caroline tries to climb the corporate ladder and Max finds herself being hit on by the boss.

TV-14

12:11 PM

And the Candy Manwich (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Andy, a cute candy store owner, has eyes for Caroline, but she's too embarrassed to see him after a humiliating experience at his candy store.

TV-14

4:11 PM

Seven, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry's girlfriend wears the same dress. Elaine loses a bike to Kramer.

TV-PG

5:11 PM

Cadillac Part 2, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry surprises his parents with a new Cadillac.

TV-PG

6:11 PM

One Where Chandler Crosses the Line, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Joey's girlfriend. Ross' musical talents are not as amazing as he and Phoebe think.

TV-PG

7:11 PM

One with Phoebe's Uterus, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement and a thought-provoking request. Joey finds himself in a class struggle.

TV-14

8:11 PM

One with Rachel's Crush, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel schemes to get a handsome client to ask her on a date. Chandler's jealousy causes problems with his girlfriend.

TV-PG

9:11 PM

One with All the Rugby, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's annoying former girlfriend reappears. Ross plays rugby to impress Emily with painful results.

TV-PG

10:11 PM

One with the Free Porn, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica helps Ross tell his girlfriend that he loves her. Phoebe gets some surprising news about her pregnancy.

TV-14

11:11 PM

One with All the Haste, The (DVS)

Friends

Drastic changes occur in Ross' relationship with Emily. Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys.

TV-PG

Wednesday, Nov 27
12:11 AM

Stan-Dan Deliver (DVS)

American Dad

Roger becomes a teacher at Steve's school and gets involved with a class of underprivileged kids. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine visit a retirement home and Stan decides to stay.

TV-14

1:11 AM

Peter's Daughter (DVS)

Family Guy

Meg is admitted to the Hospital due to a severe accident, and Peter vows to treat her better than he ever has before.

TV-14

2:11 AM

Back to the Woods (DVS)

Family Guy

James Woods returns to seek revenge against Peter. James Woods finds Peter's wallet, which he lost at Barry Manilow's concert, and proceeds to steal Peter's identity, and his family. Peter decides to ruin James' career and image.

TV-14

3:11 AM

Cognition Regeneration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny's job offer from a former boyfriend doesn't sit well with Leonard.

TV-PG

4:11 AM

Long Distance Dissonance, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

On the Season 10 finale, Sheldon's former admirer, Dr. Ramona Nowitzki, turns up while Amy is visiting Princeton, and the gang is extremely concerned.

TV-PG

5:11 AM

Conan (DVS)

The biggest celebrities, the craziest sketches and Andy Richter to boot? Yes, some would say Conan O'Brien's talk show has everything a late night viewer could want.

TV-14

12:11 PM

And the New Boss (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When Max and Caroline hire an intern, Ruth, to help take care of some of the dirty work in preparation of opening their new cupcake shop, Max has trouble with her new managerial role.

TV-14

4:11 PM

Doll, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

One of Susan's dolls looks like George's mother. Kramer turns pool shark.

TV-PG

5:11 PM

Wig Master, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry reconsiders buying a costly jacket by using Elaine's discount at the shop.

TV-PG

6:11 PM

One with the Invitation, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel and the engaged Ross reminisce separately about when they dated each other. The friends get invitations to Ross' wedding but not all of them are going.

TV-PG

7:11 PM

One with Ross's Wedding Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel stays home while the others go to England for Ross' wedding.

TV-PG

8:11 PM

One After Ross Says Rachel, The (DVS)

Friends

Will Emily forgive Ross before their honeymoon? Monica and Chandler agree to end their new relationship.

TV-PG

9:11 PM

One-Hundredth, The (DVS)

Friends

While Phoebe delivers triplets, Joey experiences his own pain. Monica plans a date with a male nurse to spite Chandler.

TV-PG

10:11 PM

One with the Kips, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross tells Rachel that he cannot be around her once Emily comes to New York. Chandler and Monica try to have a romantic weekend.

TV-14

11:11 PM

Two Hundred, The (DVS)

American Dad

Stan, tattooed and haunted, travels a barren Langley Falls alone. Meanwhile, a mysterious element known as The Two Hundred has reigned terror on the town and separated Stan from his family.

TV-14

Thursday, Nov 28
12:11 AM

Dentist's Wife, The (DVS)

American Dad

Roger loses his identity after becoming fascinated by a local dentist's wife. Meanwhile, Klaus throws a party when Stan and the kids are unable to move from being sore after working out.

TV-14

1:11 AM

Former Life of Brian, The (DVS)

Family Guy

Brian, afraid that he may have lost his last chance at love, searches for a former flame, Tracy. To his surprise, he discovers that he is the father to her son, Dylan. Tracy decides that Brian should raise the boy, and she drops him off at the Griffin's house. When Dylan runs rough-shot in the house, Brian's attitude towards parenting doesn't settle too well with Lois and Peter.

TV-14

2:11 AM

Love Blactually (DVS)

Family Guy

When Stewie convinces Brian to go slow with his new girlfriend Carolyn, Cleveland moves in and steals her away; to get her back, Brian does his best to get Cleveland back together with his ex-wife.

TV-14

3:11 AM

Ain't Miss Debatin' (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Tina is recruited by the debate team, she finds unexpected success and an even more unexpected relationship. Meanwhile, Louise and Gene convince their parents to help fund a stop-motion movie focusing on a surprising subject matter.

TV-PG