DVS Offerings

Wednesday, Jul 24
12:07 AM

Unbrave One, The (DVS)

American Dad

With Roger's help, Steve dresses up as a superhero to prove his bravery to his father; when Stan discovers that Fran may be pregnant, he hopes the infant will turn out to be the brave child he never had.

TV-14

1:07 AM

Juice Is Loose, The (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter cashes in a raffle ticket, and wins a golf outing with O.J. Simpson; but when he brings home the infamous former running back, the residents of Quahog are not so welcoming to the new houseguest.

TV-14

2:07 AM

Proton Regeneration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon goes head-to-head with Wil Wheaton for the role of the new Professor Proton. Penny steps in and takes care of Halley when Bernadette and Howard both wind up on bed rest.

TV-PG

3:07 AM

Tesla Recoil, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard and Howard are furious after they learn Sheldon went to work with the military behind their backs. Bernadette is on bed rest, and she asks Raj to do some digging when she suspects Ruchi is trying to steal her job.

TV-PG

4:07 AM

Confidence Erosion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Amy try to eliminate stress from wedding planning by applying math to the process. Raj "breaks up" with Howard after realizing his best friend is actually hurting his confidence.

TV-PG

8:07 AM

Mars Landing (DVS)

New Girl

Jess and Nick face some truths about their relationship, while Schmidt, Winston and Coach scramble to make a better second impression on their hot new neighbors. Also, Cece panics after she drunk-texts Buster.

TV-14

9:07 AM

Big News (DVS)

New Girl

The morning after their break-up, Jess and Nick scramble to keep it a secret from the loftmates. Meanwhile, Winston passes his police academy entrance exam and demands that the gang throw him a Honey Roast.

TV-14

10:07 AM

And the Brand Job (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline's friendship is severely tested when Caroline drags Max to a motivational business seminar to help brand their cupcake business.

TV-14

11:07 AM

And a Loan for Christmas (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline obtain a bank loan to mass-produce their cupcake T-shirts so they can sell them at high-end boutiques. Meanwhile, the diner gang poses in Chestnut's barn for a holiday decorating contest Sophie entered.

TV-14

4:07 PM

Beard, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine tries to change a gay man; George and his date have similar problems.

TV-PG

5:07 PM

One-Hundredth, The (DVS)

Friends

While Phoebe delivers triplets, Joey experiences his own pain. Monica plans a date with a male nurse to spite Chandler.

TV-PG

6:07 PM

One with the Kips, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross tells Rachel that he cannot be around her once Emily comes to New York. Chandler and Monica try to have a romantic weekend.

TV-14

7:07 PM

One Where Ross Moves In, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey and Chandler regret letting Ross move in with them. Rachel schemes to get her new neighbor to ask her on a date.

TV-PG

8:07 PM

One with Chandler's Work Laugh, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's behavior toward his boss annoys Monica. Ross' latest romance astounds everyone.

TV-PG

9:07 PM

One Where Everybody Finds Out, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler and Monica's relationship becomes less of a secret. Ross must prove to his boss that he's sane in order to return to work.

TV-14

10:07 PM

One with the Cop, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey wonders if he is in love with Monica. Phoebe impersonates a police officer.

TV-PG

11:07 PM

Wheels & the Legman and the Case of Grandpa's Key (DVS)

American Dad

Stan joins Roger and Steve's fictional detective agency but he ruins the fun by being extremely incompetent at his job. Roger demands Steve fire Stan but Steve cannot bring himself to do it and ends up lying to Roger. Things take a turn for the worse when Stan is kidnapped, and Steve must tell Roger the truth.

TV-14

Thursday, Jul 25
12:07 AM

Wrestler, The (DVS)

American Dad

Stan panics when Barry comes close to toppling his longstanding wrestling record at Steve's school—and ends up teaching Roger how to wrestle so he can defeat Barry.

TV-14

1:07 AM

Not All Dogs Go to Heaven (DVS)

Family Guy

After a frustrating day at the annual Quahog <i>Star Trek</i> convention, Stewie builds a transporter and beams the entire cast of <i>Star Trek: The Next Generation</i> into his room for a fun-filled day in Quahog.

TV-14

2:07 AM

Flu-Ouise (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When the youngest Belcher comes down with an epic case of the flu, Linda has a mishap as she tries to deliver Louise's favorite toy to her daughter's bedside. After Louise vows that she will never forgive her family for their mistake, she falls into a wild fever dream filled with familiar faces, zany musical numbers and a crazy adventure.

TV-PG

3:07 AM

Recombination Hypothesis, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Everything might change when Leonard offers Penny a spur of the moment invitation to a romantic dinner for two on the 100th episode of the series.

TV-14

4:07 AM

Friendship Contraction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon's selfish demands force Leonard to reconsider their friendship. Meanwhile, Howard tries to pick his astronaut nickname. NASA astronaut MIKE MASSIMINO guest stars.

TV-PG

8:07 AM

Last Wedding, The (DVS)

New Girl

At the last wedding of the summer, the gang makes a pact: each of them will get lucky by night's end. Jess sets her sights on the best man, who also has caught the eye of a beautiful scientist. Meanwhile, Schmidt and Nick get an indecent proposal, Winston recovers from his police academy training, and Coach panics when he realizes he has already hooked up with every woman at the party.

TV-14

9:07 AM

Julie Berkman's Older Sister (DVS)

New Girl

Jess' dad arrives with his new girlfriend, Ashley, who happened to be Jess and Cece's high school rival. Meanwhile, Schmidt recruits the guys to be part of a focus group at work to help him land a big new account.

TV-14

10:07 AM

And the Past and the Furious (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline is shocked when she receives a Lamborghini for her birthday, which her father ordered for her four years ago. Meanwhile, Oleg plans something special for Sophie.

TV-14

11:07 AM

And the Crime Ring (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline are arrested for breaking into a cute guy's apartment to retrieve some rings Caroline left there after she spent the night.

TV-14

4:07 PM

Diplomat's Club, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Kramer woos a rich Texan in hopes she will finance his women's fashion line.

TV-PG

5:07 PM

One Where Rachel Smokes, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel submits to peer pressure at work. Joey and Ross' son audition for the same commercial but only one can get the part.

TV-PG

6:07 PM

One with the Ride Along, The (DVS)

Friends

The guys enjoy riding along with a police officer until a gunshot is heard. Rachel overhears a telephone message for Ross from his second ex-wife.

TV-PG

7:07 PM

One with Joey's Big Break, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey's first major film role leads to an unexpected experience in Las Vegas. Phoebe can't remember why she hates Ross.

TV-PG

8:07 PM

One in Vegas Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Chandler get lucky in Las Vegas, Nevada. Rachel makes Ross regret playing a prank on her. Joey schemes for fame and fortune.

TV-PG

9:07 PM

One Where Ross Hugs Rachel, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica is bewildered by Rachel's reaction to a change in their living arrangement. Phoebe tries to make Ross confront his feelings for Rachel.

TV-PG

10:07 PM

One Where Joey Loses His Insurance, The (DVS)

Friends

Injured Joey must get an acting part in order to qualify for health insurance. Rachel finally learns the truth about her marriage to Ross.

TV-PG

11:07 PM

Stan's Best Friend (DVS)

American Dad

When Steve's new puppy is gravely injured, Stan attempts to save the dog using a doctor who specializes in alternative medicine.

TV-14

Friday, Jul 26
12:07 AM

Kidney Stays in the Picture, The (DVS)

American Dad

When Hayley experiences kidney failure, Stan and Fran travel into the past to find the man who may be Hayley's real father.

TV-14

1:07 AM

Stew-roids (DVS)

Family Guy

After Stewie gets beaten up by Joe's infant daughter, Peter injects Stewie with steroids; Chris's popularity at school soars when he begins dating Connie.

TV-14

2:07 AM

Stag Convergence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard's wedding plans are in jeopardy after the guys (and Wil Wheaton) throw him a bachelor party and details of his sexual history are leaked online.

TV-PG

3:07 AM

Werewolf Transformation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A change in Sheldon's routine forces him to re-evaluate his entire life, when his barber is sick. Meanwhile, Howard rethinks his decision to go into space after astronaut training.

TV-PG

4:07 AM

Transporter Malfunction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

It's a dream come true for Sheldon when he has a close encounter with his hero, Mr. Spock -- legendary sci-fi icon LEONARD NIMOY.

TV-PG

5:07 AM

Stag Convergence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard's wedding plans are in jeopardy after the guys (and Wil Wheaton) throw him a bachelor party and details of his sexual history are leaked online.

TV-PG

6:07 AM

Highlights of a Hundred Part 1 (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld presents highlights from the series' first 100 episodes.

TV-PG

8:07 AM

Oolong Slayer, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake asks Holt for help keeping a case involving a serial killer under the radar. A former adversary makes demands of Amy and Rosa. Terry develops a new obsession.

TV-14

9:07 AM

Favor, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Seamus Murphy returns to redeem the favor Holt owes him, and the precinct searches for a loophole that will allow Holt to uphold his end of the bargain without breaking the law.

TV-14

10:07 AM

And the Cupcake Captives (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Sophie's wedding is interrupted by a hostage situation. Meanwhile, Max and Caroline's cupcake business gets some unwanted attention when a tenant who is wearing one of their company's T-shirts is arrested.

TV-14

11:07 AM

And the Zero Tolerance (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline get second jobs as a pastry chef and a hostess at a trendy restaurant to help pay off their bank loan.

TV-14

4:07 PM

Wink, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

An uncontrollable wink creates problems for George and Kramer.

TV-PG

5:07 PM

One on the Last Night, The (DVS)

Friends

The guys and the women prepare for big changes in their living arrangements.

TV-PG

6:07 PM

One with Ross's Teeth, The (DVS)

Friends

The guys explore their femininity. Phoebe causes trouble when she kisses someone at Rachel's work.

TV-PG

7:07 PM

One with the Joke, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross and Chandler bicker over which of them created a raunchy joke. Phoebe antagonizes Monica and Rachel with her candor. Joey reluctantly takes a waiter job at Central Perk.

TV-PG

8:07 PM

One Where Chandler Can't Cry Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel's sister Jill wants Ross but not for the reasons he thinks. Chandler astounds the others with his inability to express emotions. Is Phoebe starring in pornography?

TV-PG

9:07 PM

One That Could Have Been Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

In the speculative fantasy, Ross initiates romantic advances with his wife Carol; Chandler and Monica help each other overcome loneliness; Rachel learns the truth about her husband; and Phoebe sneaks out of the hospital.

TV-14

10:07 PM

One Where Ross Dates a Student, The (DVS)

Friends

When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living temporarily with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble where he teaches.

TV-PG

11:07 PM

Toy Whorey (DVS)

American Dad

Stan wants Steve to stop playing with toys and be a man, so he brings Steve to Mexico to make love to a prostitute; Roger attempts to retrieve a bottle of wine from Terry and Greg.

TV-14

Saturday, Jul 27
12:07 AM

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (DVS)

TV-14

1:07 AM

Three Kings (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter hosts three adaptations of Stephen King tales: "Stand By Me," "Misery" and "The Shawshank Redemption."

TV-14

2:07 AM

Teen-a Witch (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

With Halloween quickly approaching, Tina reveals her brilliant idea that will finally win her first place in the annual costume contest. But when Tammy steals her idea, Tina is forced to seek the help of Mr. Ambrose, who leads her to alternate and otherworldly methods of winning. Meanwhile, Bob is on a mission to figure out who is stealing his perfectly crafted pumpkins.

TV-PG

3:07 AM

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (DVS)

TV-14

4:07 AM

Star Wars: A New Hope (DVS)

In a distant galaxy, a long time ago, young Luke Skywalker assembles his motley crew of allies including space rogue Han Solo and two "droids" -- C3PO and R2D2 -- to rescue Princess Leia, the rebel leader of her planet, from the clutches of the evil Empire as embodied by its enforcer Darth Vader.

TV-PG

6:07 AM

Sorcerer's Apprentice, The (DVS)

Balthazar Blake is a master sorcerer in modern-day Manhattan trying to defend the city from his arch-nemesis, Maxim Horvath. Balthazar can't do it alone, so he recruits Dave Stutler, a seemingly average guy who demonstrates hidden potential, as his reluctant protégé. The sorcerer gives his unwilling accomplice a crash course in the art and science of magic, and together, these unlikely partners pit their powers against those of the fiercest-and most ruthless-villains of all time. It'll take all the courage Dave can muster to survive his training, save the city and get the girl as he becomes the sorcerer's apprentice.

TV-PG

7:07 AM

Star Wars: A New Hope (DVS)

In a distant galaxy, a long time ago, young Luke Skywalker assembles his motley crew of allies including space rogue Han Solo and two "droids" -- C3PO and R2D2 -- to rescue Princess Leia, the rebel leader of her planet, from the clutches of the evil Empire as embodied by its enforcer Darth Vader.

TV-PG

9:07 AM

Sorcerer's Apprentice, The (DVS)

Balthazar Blake is a master sorcerer in modern-day Manhattan trying to defend the city from his arch-nemesis, Maxim Horvath. Balthazar can't do it alone, so he recruits Dave Stutler, a seemingly average guy who demonstrates hidden potential, as his reluctant protégé. The sorcerer gives his unwilling accomplice a crash course in the art and science of magic, and together, these unlikely partners pit their powers against those of the fiercest-and most ruthless-villains of all time. It'll take all the courage Dave can muster to survive his training, save the city and get the girl as he becomes the sorcerer's apprentice.

TV-PG

12:07 PM

BFG, The (DVS)

TV-PG

3:07 PM

BFG, The (DVS)

TV-PG

5:07 PM

Sorcerer's Apprentice, The (DVS)

Balthazar Blake is a master sorcerer in modern-day Manhattan trying to defend the city from his arch-nemesis, Maxim Horvath. Balthazar can't do it alone, so he recruits Dave Stutler, a seemingly average guy who demonstrates hidden potential, as his reluctant protégé. The sorcerer gives his unwilling accomplice a crash course in the art and science of magic, and together, these unlikely partners pit their powers against those of the fiercest-and most ruthless-villains of all time. It'll take all the courage Dave can muster to survive his training, save the city and get the girl as he becomes the sorcerer's apprentice.

TV-PG

6:07 PM

Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (DVS)

Young adventurer Sean receives a coded distress signal from a mysterious island where no island should exist--a place of strange life forms, mountains of gold, deadly volcanoes, and more than one astonishing secret. Unable to stop him from going, Sean's new stepfather joins the quest. Together with a helicopter pilot and his beautiful, strong-willed daughter, they set out to find the island, rescue its lone inhabitant and escape before seismic shock waves force the island under the sea and bury its treasures forever.

TV-PG

7:07 PM

Star Wars: A New Hope (DVS)

In a distant galaxy, a long time ago, young Luke Skywalker assembles his motley crew of allies including space rogue Han Solo and two "droids" -- C3PO and R2D2 -- to rescue Princess Leia, the rebel leader of her planet, from the clutches of the evil Empire as embodied by its enforcer Darth Vader.

TV-PG

8:07 PM

Sorcerer's Apprentice, The (DVS)

Balthazar Blake is a master sorcerer in modern-day Manhattan trying to defend the city from his arch-nemesis, Maxim Horvath. Balthazar can't do it alone, so he recruits Dave Stutler, a seemingly average guy who demonstrates hidden potential, as his reluctant protégé. The sorcerer gives his unwilling accomplice a crash course in the art and science of magic, and together, these unlikely partners pit their powers against those of the fiercest-and most ruthless-villains of all time. It'll take all the courage Dave can muster to survive his training, save the city and get the girl as he becomes the sorcerer's apprentice.

TV-PG

10:07 PM

Star Wars: A New Hope (DVS)

In a distant galaxy, a long time ago, young Luke Skywalker assembles his motley crew of allies including space rogue Han Solo and two "droids" -- C3PO and R2D2 -- to rescue Princess Leia, the rebel leader of her planet, from the clutches of the evil Empire as embodied by its enforcer Darth Vader.

TV-PG

Sunday, Jul 28
12:07 AM

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (DVS)

TV-14

1:07 AM

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (DVS)

TV-14

3:07 AM

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (DVS)

TV-14

4:07 AM

Chicken P***Y (DVS)

Claws

While Desna (Niecy Nash) works to get Dean (Harold Perrineau) away from Mac (Michael Horse) and Melba (Rebecca Creskoff), Quiet Ann (Judy Reyes) gets the crew deeper into trouble.

TV-MA

5:07 AM

Duff, The (DVS)

Frumpy high-school senior Bianca has a rude awakening when she learns her classmates secretly know her as the Duff, designated ugly fat friend, to her prettier and more popular pals. Desperate to reinvent herself, Bianca enlists the aid of Wesley, a charming jock. In order to save her senior year from becoming a complete disaster, Bianca must find the confidence to overthrow a judgmental student and revolutionize the school's social order.

TV-14

7:07 AM

And the Look of the Irish (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline try to get work for Nash as a model in an effort to make some extra money acting as his managers. Meanwhile, Sophie and Oleg attempt to remain celibate for 30 days before their wedding.

TV-14

8:07 AM

And the Grate Expectations (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline help launch the opening of The High's new location at JFK airport. Meanwhile, Sophie learns that Oleg may have an ulterior motive for wanting to marry her.

TV-14

10:07 AM

And the Look of the Irish (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline try to get work for Nash as a model in an effort to make some extra money acting as his managers. Meanwhile, Sophie and Oleg attempt to remain celibate for 30 days before their wedding.

TV-14

11:07 AM

And the Grate Expectations (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline help launch the opening of The High's new location at JFK airport. Meanwhile, Sophie learns that Oleg may have an ulterior motive for wanting to marry her.

TV-14

8:07 PM

Remember the Titans (DVS)

Based on the true story of the explosive events that took place in Alexandria, Virginia in 1971 when African-American football coach Herman Boone was hired to guide an integrated but racially polarized high school team, the T.C. Williams Titans. Angry, stubborn and a rigid taskmaster, Boone faces a cool reception from the team's players as well as an awkward relationship with assistant coach Bill Yoast, a local white man with seniority and a tradition of winning who was bypassed for the job. It's made clear that Bill has feelings of animosity for having to be an assistant under a black man. As the two men learn to overcome their ignorance and bigotry and realize that they have much in common--integrity, honor, and a strong work ethic--they work together to transfom a group of angry, unfocused players into a dynamic winning team of responsible young men. In the process, they also unite a divided community and ensure that Virginia will always Remember the Titans.

TV-PG

9:07 PM

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (DVS)

TV-14

11:07 PM

Remember the Titans (DVS)

Based on the true story of the explosive events that took place in Alexandria, Virginia in 1971 when African-American football coach Herman Boone was hired to guide an integrated but racially polarized high school team, the T.C. Williams Titans. Angry, stubborn and a rigid taskmaster, Boone faces a cool reception from the team's players as well as an awkward relationship with assistant coach Bill Yoast, a local white man with seniority and a tradition of winning who was bypassed for the job. It's made clear that Bill has feelings of animosity for having to be an assistant under a black man. As the two men learn to overcome their ignorance and bigotry and realize that they have much in common--integrity, honor, and a strong work ethic--they work together to transfom a group of angry, unfocused players into a dynamic winning team of responsible young men. In the process, they also unite a divided community and ensure that Virginia will always Remember the Titans.

TV-PG

Monday, Jul 29
12:07 AM

Solder Excursion Diversion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon shocks Amy with a startling revelation after she buys him a new laptop. Meanwhile, Raj throws Leonard and Howard under the bus after they lie to their wives and sneak off to an early screening of a movie.

TV-PG

2:07 AM

Celebration Experimentation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and the gang celebrate his birthday and he's surprised by a special guest.

TV-PG

3:07 AM

Solder Excursion Diversion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon shocks Amy with a startling revelation after she buys him a new laptop. Meanwhile, Raj throws Leonard and Howard under the bus after they lie to their wives and sneak off to an early screening of a movie.

TV-PG

5:07 AM

Replacements, The (DVS)

Shane "Footsteps" Falco is a disillusioned football player who believes his dreams have all but dissipated. Once a red-hot All American prospect, Shane now regrets ever believing that the NFL would draft him. However, fate takes a strange twist for Shane when during the 1997 NFL season, a player's strike leaves the fields (and stadiums) empty, leaving team owners scrambling to fill uniforms as fast as possible. When the Washington Sentinels bring back the contentious and self-retired head coach Jimmy McGinty to seek out players who will play with their hearts rather than their wallets, he picks Shane to lead his mismatched crew of outsiders through the strike. To everyone's surprise, the ragtag team goes on an unprecedented winning streak as they discover in themselves the ability to hope for more than they ever thought possible maybe even the playoffs, which has been denied to the Sentinels for seven years.

TV-14

6:07 AM

Remember the Titans (DVS)

Based on the true story of the explosive events that took place in Alexandria, Virginia in 1971 when African-American football coach Herman Boone was hired to guide an integrated but racially polarized high school team, the T.C. Williams Titans. Angry, stubborn and a rigid taskmaster, Boone faces a cool reception from the team's players as well as an awkward relationship with assistant coach Bill Yoast, a local white man with seniority and a tradition of winning who was bypassed for the job. It's made clear that Bill has feelings of animosity for having to be an assistant under a black man. As the two men learn to overcome their ignorance and bigotry and realize that they have much in common--integrity, honor, and a strong work ethic--they work together to transfom a group of angry, unfocused players into a dynamic winning team of responsible young men. In the process, they also unite a divided community and ensure that Virginia will always Remember the Titans.

TV-PG

8:07 AM

Replacements, The (DVS)

Shane "Footsteps" Falco is a disillusioned football player who believes his dreams have all but dissipated. Once a red-hot All American prospect, Shane now regrets ever believing that the NFL would draft him. However, fate takes a strange twist for Shane when during the 1997 NFL season, a player's strike leaves the fields (and stadiums) empty, leaving team owners scrambling to fill uniforms as fast as possible. When the Washington Sentinels bring back the contentious and self-retired head coach Jimmy McGinty to seek out players who will play with their hearts rather than their wallets, he picks Shane to lead his mismatched crew of outsiders through the strike. To everyone's surprise, the ragtag team goes on an unprecedented winning streak as they discover in themselves the ability to hope for more than they ever thought possible maybe even the playoffs, which has been denied to the Sentinels for seven years.

TV-14

12:07 PM

One with Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E., The (DVS)

Friends

Primarily composed of clips from earlier shows, Joey auditions for a major television role but Chandler almost ruins everything.

TV-PG

3:07 PM

One with Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E., The (DVS)

Friends

Primarily composed of clips from earlier shows, Joey auditions for a major television role but Chandler almost ruins everything.

TV-PG

4:07 PM

One Where Paul's the Man, The (DVS)

Friends

Elizabeth and Ross decide to hide their relationship from her father and head up to his cabin for the weekend.

TV-PG

5:07 PM

One with the Proposal Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler plans to propose to Monica.

TV-PG

6:07 PM

One with Monica's Thunder, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica excitedly reveals her good news to everyone but Rachel and Ross upstage her. Chandler has trouble making love.

TV-PG

7:07 PM

One with Phoebe's Cookies, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica desperately tries to figure out a secret cookie recipe. Chandler fails to impress Monica's father.

TV-PG

8:07 PM

American Stepdad (DVS)

American Dad

Stan invites his mother to come live with the family after Stan's stepfather dies, and tensions rise when Roger is forced to share his attic with her. But Roger and Stan's mom quickly fall in love and get married, and Stan is forced to deal with Roger as his new stepdad. Steve and his friends discover a mysterious plane crash while on a bike ride and come across a long-lost script of a Fast and Furious movie that they are determined to get made.

TV-14

9:07 PM

Adventures in Hayleysitting (DVS)

American Dad

The Smith family's regular babysitter, Lindsay, breaks her leg in a soccer match so Stan and Francine are forced to leave Steve with Hayley despite her track record of being extremely irresponsible. When Hayley teases Steve about being a goody-two-shoes, Steve is determined to prove her wrong and sneaks out of the house to go to a party with the cool kids.

TV-14

10:07 PM

Quirk-Ducers, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Mr. Frond's annual play threatens to ruin the half day before Thanksgiving, Gene and Louise decide they need to sabotage it in order to save their long weekend. Unknowingly, Tina provides her holiday fan fiction as the subject matter and the kids get to work on their own version of the play. Meanwhile, Linda finds a potato with a striking resemblance to her late grandfather.

TV-PG

11:07 PM

Ex Machtina (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Tina hurts her ankle, she is left with no choice but to telecommute to school. After enrolling in a program that allows her to send a robot version of herself to class, Tina finds herself having an unexpected breakthrough with Jimmy Jr. Will technology be the thing that finally unites Tina with her biggest crush of all time?

TV-PG

Tuesday, Jul 30
12:07 AM

Peternormal Activity (DVS)

Family Guy

After watching a bad sequel to their favorite horror film, Maniac Pope, Peter and the guys decide they could write a better scary movie themselves.

TV-14

1:07 AM

Peter's Sister (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter's estranged sister Karen shows up to the Griffin family's Thanksgiving dinner, and Joe, Cleveland and Quagmire realize she is the famous wrestler, Heavy Flo.

TV-14

2:07 AM

Brokeback Swanson (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter, Cleveland and Quagmire are super excited about going to the Seriously Wicked Bull Run, but they're worried that Joe would be dead weight.

TV-14

3:07 AM

Hot Tub, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine's house guest arrives for the city's marathon; Kramer gets a hot tub.

TV-PG

4:07 AM

Scammed Yankees (DVS)

Family Guy

With Lois and her mother Babs out at the spa, Peter is forced to spend the afternoon her father, Carter. The two are quickly sucked into a "promising" online deal involving loaning a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince.

TV-14

5:07 AM

Notorious Mrs. Goodspeed, The (DVS)

Final Space

Gary reconnects with the mother who abandoned him. Mooncake misses Gary's attention.

TV-14

6:07 AM

Hot Tub, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine's house guest arrives for the city's marathon; Kramer gets a hot tub.

TV-PG

8:07 AM

Gum, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Kramer complicates Jerry's quest to locate a special brand of Chinese gum.

TV-PG

9:07 AM

Negotiation, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake is called upon to negotiate a hostage situation with a jewel thief, only to discover that the culprit seems to be a familiar face. Amy and Gina help Charles with the high demands of his new food truck, and Holt panics when a member of the Police Commissioner selection committee decides to interview Hitchcock about Holt.

TV-14

10:07 AM

And the Wrecking Ball (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Season 5 begins with Max and Caroline teaming up with the diner staff in a frantic attempt to keep their businesses open when the city targets Han's diner and their cupcake window for destruction.

TV-14

11:07 AM

And the Maybe Baby (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

The girls run into Caroline's newly engaged ex, Candy Andy, and Caroline offers to make his wedding cake. Later, when she sees Andy's seemingly perfect relationship and how he supports his fiancee's career, she wonders if she should have stayed with him.

TV-14

4:07 PM

Seven, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry's girlfriend wears the same dress. Elaine loses a bike to Kramer.

TV-PG

5:07 PM

One with Rachel's Assistant, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel is in a quandary when a sexy but unqualified man applies to be her assistant. Chandler, Monica and Ross tell embarrassing secrets about one another.

TV-PG

6:07 PM

One with the Nap Partners, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel and Phoebe compete to be Monica's maid of honor but Monica doesn't want to make the decision. Chandler tries to apologize to a girlfriend from his youth.

TV-PG

8:07 PM

One Where They're Up All Night, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica falls asleep during sex. Rachel argues with Tag. Ross and Joey get stranded on the roof.

TV-PG

9:07 PM

One Where They All Turn Thirty, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th birthdays.

TV-PG

10:07 PM

One with the Truth About London, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler finds out who Monica really wanted to have sex with on the night they became lovers. Ross is furious after Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes.

TV-PG

11:07 PM

Finger Lenting Good (DVS)

American Dad

Francine asks her family to give up their vices for Lent or risk losing a finger.

TV-14

Wednesday, Jul 31
12:07 AM

Blood Crieth Unto Heaven (DVS)

American Dad

A dark secret is revealed about the Smith family's past when Francine invites Stan's incarcerated dad, Jack, to Stan's birthday party. Also, Roger plays Edna, a maid who nurses Bullock and Hayley's love child. But when Edna falls in love with Bullock, it could mean dire consequences for the kid.

TV-14

1:07 AM

Road to Multiverse (DVS)

Family Guy

Stewie and Brian visit alternate universes and become stuck in one ruled by dogs.

TV-14

2:07 AM

Solo Oscillation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Sheldon kicks Amy out to work solo, she and Leonard bond during a series of science experiments. Bert the geologist replaces Howard in the band Footprints on the Moon, and Sheldon finds Penny a surprising source of scientific inspiration.

TV-PG

3:07 AM

Novelization Correlation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon petitions Wil Wheaton to appear on the new "Professor Proton Show", but Wil offers a role to Amy instead. Penny gets angry when she thinks the female protagonist in Leonard's novel is based on her.

TV-PG

4:07 AM

Athenaeum Allocation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard jumps through hoops to help secure the perfect wedding venue for Sheldon and Amy. Bernadette and Howard have a hard time deciding who should stay home with the kids and who should go back to work.

TV-PG

8:07 AM

Background Check (DVS)

New Girl

As part of Winston's police academy training, the loft must pass a home visit and background check, which shouldn't be a problem until Jess admits she might be hiding illegal substances in her closet.

TV-14

9:07 AM

Teachers (DVS)

New Girl

Jess, Coach and Ryan attend a teachers' conference, led by education guru Brenda Brown. And when Jess and Ryan are partnered up during the conference, she finds it increasingly difficult to hide her feelings for him. Back at the loft, Nick, Schmidt and Winston try to have a wild weekend while Jess is out of town.

TV-14

10:07 AM

And the Escape Room (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Han believes his diner employees are not working together as a team, so he insists they all attend a mandatory night out at the Escape Room club.

TV-14

11:07 AM

And the Coming Out Party (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline's grandmother Astrid awakens from a coma with no knowledge of her family's massive money scandal, so Caroline tries to keep the truth from her a bit longer by giving Astrid one last fancy luncheon.

TV-14

4:07 PM

Doll, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

One of Susan's dolls looks like George's mother. Kramer turns pool shark.

TV-PG

5:07 PM

One with the Cheap Wedding Dress, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica battles another shopper for the perfect wedding dress. Ross and Joey compete for the same woman.

TV-PG

6:07 PM

One with Ross & Monica's Cousin, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's gorgeous cousin unwittingly wreaks havoc on Chandler and Ross. Rachel and Phoebe hastily plan a surprise bridal party for Monica.

TV-PG

7:07 PM

One with the Vows, The (DVS)

Friends

As Monica and Chandler prepare their wedding vows, they and their friends reminisce.

TV-PG

8:07 PM

One with Monica & Chandler's Wedding Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

On the eve of the wedding, Ross searches for missing Chandler, who has doubts, while the girls distract unsuspecting Monica.

TV-PG

9:07 PM

One After "I Do", The (DVS)

Friends

The reception following Monica and Chandler's wedding is almost upstaged by the news that a member of the group might be pregnant.

TV-PG

10:07 PM

One Where Rachel Tells..., The (DVS)

Friends

The real father of Rachel's baby is revealed; Monica and Chandler struggle to make their honeymoon flight.

TV-14

11:07 PM

Naked to the Limit, One More Time (DVS)

American Dad

Roger pretends to be Jeff's imaginary friend so he can freely roam naked around the house with no disguise. But when big-mouth Jeff figures out Roger is an alien, Stan issues an ultimatum, either Roger or Jeff must be killed immediately. Meanwhile, Steve becomes insecure about the shape of his rear end.

TV-14

Thursday, Aug 1
12:08 AM

Spelling Bee My Baby (DVS)

American Dad

Francine pressures Steve to win the National Spelling Bee so he can get into a top college. Stan and Roger try to slam Hayley through the five stages of grief so she will get over Jeff faster.

TV-14

1:08 AM

Spies Reminiscent of Us (DVS)

Family Guy

Actors Dan Aykroyd and Chevy Chase track down a spy hiding in Quahog; Peter, Joe and Quagmire start their own comedy improv group.

TV-14

2:08 AM

Few 'gurt Men, A (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Louise is put in a sticky situation when she must defend one of her biggest foes at Wagstaff during a mock trial. Meanwhile, after they're both taken in by a food scammer, Bob teams up with Jimmy Pesto to exact their revenge.

TV-PG

3:08 AM

Countdown Reflection, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Howard and Bernadette decide they want to be married before his NASA space launch, the gang rushes to put on a wedding, on the fifth season finale.

TV-PG

4:08 AM

Decoupling Fluctuation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Sheldon learns that Penny is thinking about breaking up with Leonard, he tries to intervene. Meanwhile, Howard is being picked on in space by the other astronauts.

TV-PG

8:08 AM

LAXmas (DVS)

New Girl

As the gang prepares to depart for the holidays, they quickly find they may be home alone when they are all trapped at the airport due to a storm. The longer their flights are delayed the more they begin to question their holiday plans especially Jess, who is flying to England to meet Ryan's parents, and Coach, who is ditching his family in favor of a Hawaiian vacation.

TV-14

9:08 AM

Coming Out (DVS)

New Girl

Jess struggles not to show favoritism to Ryan now that they no longer need to hide their relationship, which leads to a disastrous class field trip. Meanwhile, Schmidt gets an ulcer but refuses to take time off work, forcing Nick to step in. And Winston becomes obsessed with the perceived powers of a crystal necklace he was given by his fellow officers.

TV-14

10:08 AM

And the Sax Problem (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Earl is crushed when he is not invited to play with his old jazz band at their reunion show, so the diner gang join forces to help get Earl back performing on stage.

TV-14

11:08 AM

And the Booth Babes (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline sign up for Booth Babes in order to get into a large gaming convention for free. Once inside, they discover Han's friend created video game characters based on them so they demand compensation.

TV-14

4:08 PM

Bottle Deposit Part 1, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry's mechanic steals his car; Kramer plans to return used bottles to Michigan.

TV-PG

5:08 PM

One with Rachel's Date, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross is horrified when Rachel goes on a date with a soap-opera star. Phoebe is attracted to a clumsy chef whom Monica wants to fire.

TV-PG

6:08 PM

One with the Stripper, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel tells her belligerent father that she is pregnant with Ross' child.

TV-PG

7:08 PM

One with Joey's Interview, The (DVS)

Friends

When Soap Opera Digest requests an interview, Joey enlists his friends to make sure he does not say anything that could cost him his role.

TV-PG

8:08 PM

One with the Secret Closet, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey realizes his intense feelings for Rachel are excluding Ross from the joys of impending fatherhood.

TV-PG

9:08 PM

One with the Tea Leaves, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel devises a lie about her unborn child that she hopes will break the silence between her and Joey. Phoebe reads tea leaves and predicts she will soon encounter the man of her dreams.

TV-PG

10:08 PM

One with Joey's Interview, The (DVS)

Friends

When Soap Opera Digest requests an interview, Joey enlists his friends to make sure he does not say anything that could cost him his role.

TV-PG

11:08 PM

Boring Identity, The (DVS)

American Dad

When Stan loses his memory, Francine attempts to transform him into the perfect husband; Roger joins Steve's newspaper route.

TV-14

Friday, Aug 2
12:08 AM

Lost in Space (DVS)

American Dad

In order to return to Earth, the space-bound Jeff must convince an emperor that he is in love with Hayley.

TV-14

1:08 AM

Hannah Banana (DVS)

Family Guy

The Griffins discover that the evil monkey in Chris's closet isn't so evil after all; Stewie befriends Miley Cyrus, who turns out to be an android.

TV-14

2:08 AM

Wait Out, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and Elaine anticipate dating soon-to-be-single friends.

TV-PG

3:08 AM

Holographic Excitation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The gang celebrates Halloween at Stuart's comic book store. Meanwhile Leonard and Penny discover a new spark in their relationship when he seduces her with science.

TV-PG

4:08 AM

Habitation Configuration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Bernadette pressures Howard to move out of his mother's house, while Sheldon finds himself caught in the middle of a fight between Amy and Wil Wheaton.

TV-PG

5:08 AM

Parking Spot Escalation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon & Howard battle over an assigned parking spot.

TV-14

6:08 AM

Invitations, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George searches for a way to stop his impending nuptials.

TV-PG

8:08 AM

Mattress, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake and Amy's relationship gets in the way as they work a case involving a new street drug. Charles panics after damaging one of Holt's prized possessions. Terry teaches Rosa about discipline.

TV-14

9:08 AM

NutriBoom (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake and Charles realize that they've been suckered into the cult-like NutriBoom pyramid scheme, and must find a way to sever their contracts. Amy struggles through her first day as Sergeant of the uniformed officers.

TV-14

10:08 AM

And You Bet Your Ass (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline meets with studio writers in an effort to make her life story into a movie but she is torn when they reveal they would not portray Max in the project. Meanwhile, Max is spoiled by her new Hollywood beau.

TV-14

11:08 AM

And the Pity Party Bus (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline signs away the rights to her life story so it can be turned into a movie. Meanwhile, Max is heartbroken when Randy breaks up with her via his therapist, so Caroline rents a party bus in an attempt to cheer her up.

TV-14

4:08 PM

Andrea Doria, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George wants a better apartment; Jerry learns Newman is hiding mail.

TV-PG

5:08 PM

One with the Cooking Class, The (DVS)

Friends

A food critic blasts Monica's cooking in a newspaper review; a cute saleswoman riles Rachel when she flirts with Ross; Phoebe coaches Chandler for a job interview.

TV-PG

6:08 PM

One Where Rachel Has a Baby Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends cause havoc in the maternity ward as Rachel begins childbirth.

TV-PG

7:08 PM

One Where No One Proposes, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey finds himself engaged to Rachel soon after she delivers her baby girl, while Phoebe assumes Ross is the one who proposed.

TV-PG

8:08 PM

One with the Pediatrician, The (DVS)

Friends

Emma's pediatrician drops her as a patient because of Rachel's constant calls.

TV-PG

9:08 PM

One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner, The (DVS)

Friends

Famished Phoebe waits for tardy friends to arrive at her birthday dinner.

TV-PG

10:08 PM

One with Ross's Inappropriate Song, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler and Joey find a videotape while checking out Richard's apartment; Ross sings Emma an off-color lullaby.

TV-PG

11:08 PM

Steve and Snot's Test-Tubular Adventure (DVS)

American Dad

Stan reveals that the C.I.A. has a cloning machine at work. Steve and Snot decide to use the machine to clone girls so that they will finally have prom dates. The cloning process backfires as the girls emerge as babies.

TV-14

Saturday, Aug 3
12:08 AM

Buck, Wild (DVS)

American Dad

Steve is eager to prove that he's no longer a little boy, so he sets off to prove his manhood by joining Stan, Bullock, and the rest of the CIA on their annual hunting trip. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus set off on a cross-country road trip.

TV-14

1:08 AM

Jerome Is the New Black (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter and the guys interview potential friends to fill the vacancy left by Cleveland. Meanwhile, Brian discovers that Quagmire hates him.

TV-14

2:08 AM

Ain't Miss Debatin' (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Tina is recruited by the debate team, she finds unexpected success and an even more unexpected relationship. Meanwhile, Louise and Gene convince their parents to help fund a stop-motion movie focusing on a surprising subject matter.

TV-PG

3:08 AM

Guardians of the Galaxy 2 (DVS)

TV-14

4:08 AM

Jack Reacher (DVS)

After a gunman kills five people with just six shots, all of the evidence points to the suspect who is in custody. But when he is interrogated, the suspect claims his innocence and tells the police to "Get Jack Reacher!" Reacher sees the story on the news and comes to town in order to confirm the man's guilt, but instead turns up an unexpected enemy with a secret and a skill for violence.

TV-14

6:08 AM

Jack Reacher: Never Go Back (DVS)

TV-14

7:08 AM

Jack Reacher (DVS)

After a gunman kills five people with just six shots, all of the evidence points to the suspect who is in custody. But when he is interrogated, the suspect claims his innocence and tells the police to "Get Jack Reacher!" Reacher sees the story on the news and comes to town in order to confirm the man's guilt, but instead turns up an unexpected enemy with a secret and a skill for violence.

TV-14

9:08 AM

Jack Reacher: Never Go Back (DVS)

TV-14

4:08 PM

Wrath of the Titans (DVS)

A decade after his heroic defeat of the monstrous Kraken, Perseus, the demigod son of Zeus, attempts to live a quieter life as a village fisherman and the sole parent to his 10-year old son, Helius. Meanwhile, a struggle for supremacy rages between the gods and the Titans. Dangerously weakened by humanity's lack of devotion, the gods are losing control of the imprisoned Titans and their ferocious leader, Kronos, father of the long-ruling brothers Zeus, Hades and Poseidon. The triumvirate had overthrown their powerful father long ago, leaving him to rot in the gloomy abyss of Tartarus, a dungeon that lies deep within the cavernous underworld.

TV-14

5:08 PM

Jack Reacher (DVS)

After a gunman kills five people with just six shots, all of the evidence points to the suspect who is in custody. But when he is interrogated, the suspect claims his innocence and tells the police to "Get Jack Reacher!" Reacher sees the story on the news and comes to town in order to confirm the man's guilt, but instead turns up an unexpected enemy with a secret and a skill for violence.

TV-14

6:08 PM

Edge of Tomorrow (DVS)

In the near future in which a hive-like alien race, called Mimics, have hit the Earth in an unrelenting assault, shredding great cities to rubble and leaving millions of human casualties in their wake. No army in the world can match the speed, brutality or seeming prescience of the weaponized Mimic fighters or their telepathic commanders. But now the world's armies have joined forces for a last stand offensive against the alien horde, with no second chances. Lt. Col. Bill Cage is an officer who has never seen a day of combat when he is unceremoniously demoted and then dropped-untrained and ill-equipped-into what amounts to little more than a suicide mission. Cage is killed within minutes, managing to take an Alpha down with him. But, impossibly, he awakens back at the beginning of the same hellish day, and is forced to fight and die again...and again. Direct physical contact with the alien has thrown him into a time loop-dooming him to live out the same brutal combat over and over. But with each pass, Cage becomes tougher, smarter, and able to engage the Mimics with increasing skill, alongside Special Forces warrior Rita Vrataski, who has lain waste to more Mimics than anyone on Earth. As Cage and Rita take the fight to the aliens, each repeated battle becomes an opportunity to find the key to annihilating the alien invaders and saving the Earth.

TV-14

8:08 PM

Jack Reacher (DVS)

After a gunman kills five people with just six shots, all of the evidence points to the suspect who is in custody. But when he is interrogated, the suspect claims his innocence and tells the police to "Get Jack Reacher!" Reacher sees the story on the news and comes to town in order to confirm the man's guilt, but instead turns up an unexpected enemy with a secret and a skill for violence.

TV-14

11:08 PM

Jack Reacher: Never Go Back (DVS)

TV-14

Sunday, Aug 4
2:08 AM

Santa Simulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon unwillingly revisits some Christmas memories during a lively game of Dungeons and Dragons, while Raj joins the girls for ladies night out.

TV-14

5:08 AM

Santa Simulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon unwillingly revisits some Christmas memories during a lively game of Dungeons and Dragons, while Raj joins the girls for ladies night out.

TV-14

7:08 AM

And the Attack of the Killer Apartment (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max's boyfriend, Randy, asks to spend the night at her place so he can become more acquainted with her world; Caroline tries to get a liquor license for their Dessert Bar.

TV-14

8:08 AM

Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (DVS)

TV-14

10:08 AM

And the Attack of the Killer Apartment (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max's boyfriend, Randy, asks to spend the night at her place so he can become more acquainted with her world; Caroline tries to get a liquor license for their Dessert Bar.

TV-14

5:08 PM

One with the Breast Milk, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe unwittingly disgusts everybody. Joey competes with a fellow salesman.

TV-PG

9:08 PM

One with the Jellyfish, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross loves dating Rachel again but hates what he did to accomplish the reconciliation. Phoebe gets to know her mother.

TV-PG

10:08 PM

One with the Embryos, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe finds out whether she is pregnant or not. A simple challenge escalates into a full-blown contest between the guys and the women.

TV-PG

11:08 PM

One with the Thanksgiving Flashbacks, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends find out about Monica's worst Thanksgiving ever.

TV-14

Monday, Aug 5
12:08 AM

One on the Last Night, The (DVS)

Friends

The guys and the women prepare for big changes in their living arrangements.

TV-PG

1:08 AM

Big Bear Precipitation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon shares a secret about Leonard when the two go on a weekend trip with Penny and Amy; Raj goes all out with pregnancy gifts.

TV-PG

2:08 AM

Fermentation Bifurcation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon stays behind to spend quality time with the pregnant Bernadette when the rest of the gang toddles off to a wine-tasting event where they run into Penny's former boyfriend, and Raj introduces his new girlfriend.

TV-PG

3:08 AM

Convergence Convergence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

In the Season 9 finale, Leonard's recently divorced parents roll into town, as does Sheldon's holy-roller mother, and all hell breaks loose. Meanwhile, Raj and Howard are concerned when the government unexpectedly contacts them about their guidance system.

TV-PG

5:08 AM

Fist Fight (DVS)

On the last day of the school year, mild-mannered high school English teacher Andy Campbell is trying his best to keep it together amidst outrageous senior pranks, a dysfunctional administration and budget cuts that are putting his job on the line just as his wife is expecting their second baby. But things go from bad to worse when Campbell crosses the school's toughest and most feared teacher, Ron Strickland, causing Strickland to be fired. To Campbell's shock-not to mention utter terror-Strickland responds by challenging him to a fist fight after school. News of the fight spreads like wildfire as Campbell takes ever more desperate measures to avoid getting the crap beaten out of him. But if he actually shows up and throws down, it may end up being the very thing this school, and Andy Campbell, needed.

TV-14

6:08 AM

Tyler Perry's Madea Goes to Jail (DVS)

After a high-speed freeway chase puts Madea in front of the judge, her reprieve is short-lived as anger management issues get the best of her and land her in jail. A gleeful Joe couldn't be happier at Madea's misfortune. But Madea's eccentric family members the Browns rally behind her, lending their special "country" brand of support. Meanwhile, Assistant District Attorney Joshua Hardaway is on the fast track to career success. But Hardaway lands a case too personal to handle--defending young prostitute and former drug addict Candace Washington--and asks his fiancée and fellow ADA Linda Holmes to fill in on his behalf. When Candace ends up in jail, Madea befriends the young woman, protecting her in a "motherly" way as only Madea can.

TV-14

8:08 AM

Fist Fight (DVS)

On the last day of the school year, mild-mannered high school English teacher Andy Campbell is trying his best to keep it together amidst outrageous senior pranks, a dysfunctional administration and budget cuts that are putting his job on the line just as his wife is expecting their second baby. But things go from bad to worse when Campbell crosses the school's toughest and most feared teacher, Ron Strickland, causing Strickland to be fired. To Campbell's shock-not to mention utter terror-Strickland responds by challenging him to a fist fight after school. News of the fight spreads like wildfire as Campbell takes ever more desperate measures to avoid getting the crap beaten out of him. But if he actually shows up and throws down, it may end up being the very thing this school, and Andy Campbell, needed.

TV-14

12:08 PM

One with Phoebe's Rats, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica invites Rachel's workplace rival to her birthday party; Joey flirts with Emma's new nanny; Phoebe and Mike take care of a litter of rats.

TV-PG

3:08 PM

One with Phoebe's Rats, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica invites Rachel's workplace rival to her birthday party; Joey flirts with Emma's new nanny; Phoebe and Mike take care of a litter of rats.

TV-PG

4:08 PM

One with the Blind Dates, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey and Phoebe conspire to send Rachel and Ross on disastrous blind dates.

TV-14

5:08 PM

Kung Pao Turkey (DVS)

American Dad

Stan's plan for a perfect Thanksgiving watching football in his underwear is thwarted when Francine invites her adoptive parents to join them for the holiday. Meanwhile, Francine's mom encourages Hayley to get back on the dating scene and invites an eligible bachelor over, but her true intentions are revealed at Thanksgiving dinner.

TV-14

6:08 PM

One with the Lottery, The (DVS)

Friends

The gang buys scads of lottery tickets for the multimillion-dollar jackpot.

TV-PG

7:08 PM

One with the Soap Opera Party, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross invites an attractive paleontologist to a rooftop Days of Our Lives party being thrown by Joey.

TV-PG

8:08 PM

Kung Pao Turkey (DVS)

American Dad

Stan's plan for a perfect Thanksgiving watching football in his underwear is thwarted when Francine invites her adoptive parents to join them for the holiday. Meanwhile, Francine's mom encourages Hayley to get back on the dating scene and invites an eligible bachelor over, but her true intentions are revealed at Thanksgiving dinner.

TV-14

9:08 PM

Faking Bad (DVS)

American Dad

When Hayley tries to go clubbing with her old friends she is turned away at the door because she doesn't have proper ID. Hayley convinces Steve to make a fake ID for her. The fake ID is so good that Hayley and Steve go into business together as counterfeiters.

TV-14

10:08 PM

Zero Larp Thirty (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Linda wins a contest to spend a dream weekend at the home where her favorite television show is filmed, things don't go quite as planned. Also, Teddy's back problems leave him stuck on the floor, while he babysits the kids.

TV-PG

11:08 PM

Thelma and Louise Except Thelma Is Linda (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

After Louise gets in trouble at school, Linda is forced to meet with Mr. Frond and potentially could lose her hard-earned position as the Wagstaff bake sale leader. When she finds out that her daughter was actually trying to help another student, Linda is torn between following school policy or her own moral code.

TV-PG

Tuesday, Aug 6
12:08 AM

App a Day, An (DVS)

Family Guy

After Peter damages his phone in the shower playing with apps, he gives it to Chris. Chris uses his new phone to send a not-safe-for-school picture to his crush Marcy.

TV-14

1:08 AM

Lot Going on Upstairs, A (DVS)

Family Guy

After hearing that Stewie has been having nightmares, Brian decides to help. He tries to cure Stewie by making a list of Stewie's fears and using exposure therapy to deal with them.

TV-14

2:08 AM

Take a Letter (DVS)

Family Guy

Stewie gets enrolled in a fancy private school. Worried that his new school will be too expensive, Lois gets a job at the post office. While sorting mail, she discovers an old letter Peter had written to an ex-girlfriend, Gretchen.

TV-14

3:08 AM

Run, Chris, Run (DVS)

Family Guy

Chris decides to run for homecoming king and, to the surprise of everyone, wins! Lois, Brian, and Stewie fear that Chris's classmates only voted for him in order to pull a prank on him at the dance.

TV-14

4:08 AM

Boys in the Band, The (DVS)

Family Guy

When Lois catches Stewie and Brian watching something inappropriate and puts on a children's music program instead, a frustrated Stewie decides to write his own baby songs with Brian. The two form a band, Red Shirt, Blue Shirt.

TV-14

5:08 AM

Arachnitects (DVS)

Final Space

When Mooncake is mysteriously taken from the Crimson Light, the crew must find him in the nether reaches of space. Meanwhile, Tribore rebuilds the resistance.

TV-14

6:08 AM

Money, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry's parents sell their Cadillac, thinking he needs money; J. Peterman returns.

TV-PG

8:08 AM

English Patient, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry lifts weights with his parents' Florida neighbor.

TV-PG

9:08 AM

Gray Star Mutual (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

When a fire destroys Charles' food truck, Pimento shows up to the scene as the insurance agent. Rosa helps Amy to see that it's okay to get excited about picking her wedding dress, and Gina and Terry coach Holt in the art of social media.

TV-14

10:08 AM

And the Ten Inches (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline approach the owner of a pizza place next door about renting space to expand their renovated dessert bar.

TV-14

11:08 AM

And the Two Openings: Part 1 (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Part 1 of 2. Max and Caroline put the finishing touches on their newly converted Dessert Bar. Meanwhile, Max deals with the aftermath of her breakup with Randy; and Sophie and Oleg prepare for the birth of their baby.

TV-14

4:08 PM

Millennium, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Newman nixes Kramer's millennium-party plans; Jerry obsesses about his position on his girlfriend's speed dial.

TV-PG

5:08 PM

One with the Fertility Test, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Chandler run into an old acquaintance when they secretly go to a fertility clinic; Ross helps Joey woo the same professor he wants to date.

TV-14

6:08 PM

One in Barbados Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

The gang heads to Barbados for a paleontology convention where Ross is the keynote speaker; David prepares to propose to Phoebe, but ex-boyfriend Mike is not yet out of the picture.

TV-PG

7:08 PM

One After Joey and Rachel Kiss, The (DVS)

Friends

In Barbados, Monica, Chandler and Phoebe eavesdrop on their friends' passionate encounters; Monica styles her hair to look like a blowfish; Phoebe and Mike rekindle their romance.

TV-PG

8:08 PM

One with Ross's Tan, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel and Joey nervously anticipate their first real date; Monica and Phoebe try to avoid an obnoxious friend with a fake British accent; Ross emerges from a tanning booth with a two-toned appearance.

TV-PG

9:08 PM

One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel convinces her sister to baby-sit over Ross' protests; Joey writes a letter to an adoption agency on Monica and Chandler's behalf.

TV-PG

10:08 PM

One with the Home Study, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Chandler fuss over their apartment as they expect a visit from the adoption worker; Phoebe and Mike opt for a small wedding and donate the extra money to a children's charity.

TV-PG

11:08 PM

Vision: Impossible (DVS)

American Dad

Roger gets into a serious car accident and wakes up from his coma to discover that he now has the ability to see the future. He uses this ability to rescue the Smith family from dangerous situations.

TV-14

Wednesday, Aug 7
12:08 AM

Familyland (DVS)

American Dad

The Smith family goes to Familyland theme park for vacation. Francine wants the family to spend the day together, but the individual members go their separate ways. Francine cries in front of a statue of the park's founder, Roy Family, and awakens Roy from a deep slumber.

TV-14