After a near-death experience on his anniversary, Peter learns the importance of spending time with Lois. ..More

The Griffins are put into the witness protection program. ..More

Brian is sentenced to care for a crabby old woman; Peter's beard becomes a home for birds. ..More

Brian the Bachelor: Brian and Quagmire vie for the same woman's affections when they are cast on "The Bachelorette". ..More

Peter and Lois' marriage hits a bit of a snag. When Brian wins the New England Rising Writer's award, the three of them head to Martha's Vineyard for a nice relaxing vacation. ..More

When Stewie convinces Brian to go slow with his new girlfriend Carolyn, Cleveland moves in and steals her away; to get her back, Brian does his best to get Cleveland back together with his ex-wife. ..More

Peter clashes with the owner of a dry cleaning business after he loses one of his white shirts; Brian infuriates Quagmire when he beings dating his old girlfriend, Cheryl Tiegs. ..More

Stewie meets a little girl who might be his soulmate; Lois buys twin beds after Peter repeatedly crushes her in his sleep. ..More

Giggity Wife, The: After accidentally marrying a prostitute, Quagmire pretends to be gay to end the relationship. ..More

This Valentine's Day episode features a series of comic vignettes centered around the residents of Quahog. ..More